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This being Mr. Mom type stuff is harder then work!!! Holy shit I don't have time for anything!!!! :worried:

I also need to interact with adults again as besides the gym I am not around anyone yet besides wife and son!!!
 
The Bigdawg said:
This being Mr. Mom type stuff is harder then work!!! Holy shit I don't have time for anything!!!! :worried:

I also need to interact with adults again as besides the gym I am not around anyone yet besides wife and son!!!

:D How much longer until the real chaos sets in...? Soon right?

lol @ wife not being considered an adult...
 
Seashell said:
:D How much longer until the real chaos sets in...? Soon right?

lol @ wife not being considered an adult...

Opps I should have said another adult besides my wife, my bad ;)


Real chaos, you mean it gets worse :eek2: :eek2:

3 more weeks until the baby is born. To give you an idea of how big her belly is think of how fat Jerky is, well she is just a bit smaller then that ;)
 
hamstershaver said:
work at kk

That would last about 2 hours. He'd eat all the profits.
 
The Bigdawg said:
To give you an idea of how big her belly is think of how fat Jerky is, well she is just a bit smaller then that ;)

the sad thing is that when you and her go anywhere, people ask YOU when your due date is, not her.
 
OMG....just wait until the real hell starts...he'll be answering the door with puke, piss and poop all over his clothes....
 
Gymgurl said:
OMG....just wait until the real hell starts...he'll be answering the door with puke, piss and poop all over his clothes....

God, I remember that. Spit up on my shoulder before leaving for work.....

Oh, and orange poop........damn carrots.
 
The Bigdawg said:
Opps I should have said another adult besides my wife, my bad ;)


Real chaos, you mean it gets worse :eek2: :eek2:

3 more weeks until the baby is born. To give you an idea of how big her belly is think of how fat Jerky is, well she is just a bit smaller then that ;)


dude.. you have yet to walk through the valley of mustard poops that crank all the way up to the little Dawgs neck!

You are in for a real treat... mmm mmm good!
 
ChefWide said:
dude.. you have yet to walk through the valley of mustard poops that crank all the way up to the little Dawgs neck!

You are in for a real treat... mmm mmm good!

oh fuck, i remember when my son would get them. go to change him, start wiping his ass, and next thing i'd know i'd have the poor kid on his head trying to get the shit out from between his shoulder blades.
 
The Bigdawg said:
you people are all scaring the crap outta me !!!!!!! :eek2:
You want to know about crap ask Ender. ;) I lauughed real hard when he told me about his kid crapping on him. When you tell me the same storey I think I will die laughing ;)

P.S. since your doing so well at this Mr. Mom thing mind if I drop of my laundry? ;)
 
HEhehehehehehehehee

A *little* lack of adult interaction and a teeny bit of poop is whigging you out?!

HEheheheheheheheee

Just wait.... Moodswings, sleep deprivation, all the "well-meaning" butt-insky's who dont really do a freaking thing to help the situation... and that "cranky time"!!! You know, the witching hour? When nothing, BUT NOTHING will calm that screaming baby?!?!!

*sniff*

I am so freaking jealous. ;)
 
Hey, dawg...
Kids are great even when they stink and want to sleep only on their terms.
I'd trade in a heart beat. I like kids, I fucking detest adults. :die:
 
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