I may get to be on Dr. Phil

[Lao Tzu]

Laugh all you want but as some of you know, i lost a good deal of weight last year, about 43 lbs., by using a mix of pharmacology, diet & exercise. Dr. Phil is having alot of 'weight loss success' shows on his program now because he wants to sell his books on the subject of weight loss. So anyway i wrote to him a few months ago and said that i lost all the weight following his advice in the hopes that i would get to be on TV or at the very least get some kind of reward for saying his info helped me out. I recieved a letter saying that i may be one of the success stories who gets to appear on Dr. Phil and tell their story about weight loss and weight maintenance since i lost so much weight and lost it so fast.

I know its stupid and gay to want to be on the Dr. Phil show, but if i am one of the success stories picked i will get to spend about 4 days in a really nice hotel for free, a free plane ride, i will get to be on TV, and i think it may be alot of fun.

I think i may try to lose another 20 lbs or so to increase my odds of getting picked. The first 43 weren't that hard.

 

[Becoming]

dude you got to play him.... say something like "if I was a fat bizzo like you doctor phil"

or at least flash the secret EF handsign....

 

[redshirt27se]

does he have his own show? i though he just leached off of oprah's show.

 

[Lao Tzu]

dude you got to play him.... say something like "if I was a fat bizzo like you doctor phil"

or at least flash the secret EF handsign....

EF has a secret handsign now? what is it, masturbating to avatars or something?

 

[Lao Tzu]

does he have his own show? i though he just leached off of oprah's show.

Yeah he does and ever since he got involved in weight loss pills/books/etc he has been using his show to try to get viewers into his dieting ideas.

 

[WODIN]

What have you done with nordstrom? Let him go now damnit!!! I'm calling the Department of Homeland security.

 

[SoKlueles]

I loveeeeee DR PHIL....If your on it, ill watch it...GOOD JOB

 

[hamstershaver]

I loveeeeee DR PHIL....If your on it, ill watch it...GOOD JOB

that is reason enuff not to go on

 

[Lao Tzu]

What have you done with nordstrom? Let him go now damnit!!! I'm calling the Department of Homeland security.

You can call your wife home from her indiglo girls concert for all i care, im going to be the one on TV looking all buff. BEEFCAKE.

I dont even know if i'll be picked or not yet. i was told since i lost so much weight and since im a man that they think i will have appeal that the normal 'fat housewife' story doesn't have.

 

[hamstershaver]

dude you got to play him.... say something like "if I was a fat bizzo like you doctor phil"

or at least flash the secret EF handsign....

lol, you are on a roll today

 

[SoKlueles]

Bite me hamster...i love that big ole bald guy

 

[Becoming]

lol, you are on a roll today

thx bro, sweet... usually after my 50-60th post for the day they start getting better...


Nordstrom- we tried to make up a hand sign before when someone was going to be on tv but it fell through... we can come up wiht a new one...

even better, say this...
"Yeah Dr Phil, once you hooked me up with that THG from Balco and Mr. Conte my shit got squared away... You were right dieting and workig out the hard way is for suckers!"

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I dare you to feign anger and start taking off your shoes

 

[SoKlueles]

Well, his son Jay is pretty cute...tell him soklueles says hi

 

[Lao Tzu]

I dare you to feign anger and start taking off your shoes

WHat does that mean? I was planning on going into a pro-communist tirade but this idea seems even more bizarre.

 

[PHATchik]

I happen to like Dr. Phil too. lol. I love the fact that he is a smart ass. Good job Nordstrom.

 

[PHATchik]

Okay, I like him, but wow, he's cheesy. I just saw one of his weight commercials, and it actually said, "You don't need will power, you've got Phil power!"

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Okay, I like him, but wow, he's cheesy. I just saw one of his weight commercials, and it actually said, "You don't need will power, you've got Phil power!"

Dr. Phil doing things for weight control is a bit like having Richard Simmons do things for hetersexuality.

 

[gonelifting]

A lot of people that go on these talk shows get some admirers of the opposite sex. Maybe you`ll get a lot of hotties that will call in and want dates. That`s a big plus, unless you`re already locked up.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

nord, just make sure he doesn't bump you over to his next 'i have an eating disorder, help me dr phil!' segment.

 

[bran987]

yep there is a 400 woman who was on dr. phil's weight loss thing, I heard her here on the radio, lives here in dallas, said that people run up to her screaming at wal-mart and say how she is such an inspiration to them.

you'll get to fly to the show and stay on the same floor in the hotel as a bunch of 400 lb. women, down from 600 lbs. who get on the show for losing 200 lbs.

BBW women galore bor

 

[danielson]

good job, even if u dont get the money you can enjoy the time in the hotel, make sure u get free room service + porn

 

[vertigo]

i say go for it

 

[Beachbum1546]

say it's you but let AAP take your place so everyone would be like DAMN!
if not, shoutout for EF! say, "yo punk ass dr.phil with your lazy western drawl, i didnt read your book but i did use it as TP when i ran out of oprah's book of the month. i went to elitefitness and actually spend time and learned from people that are in shape and do what they preach unlike you. Booyah mofo!"

(i'm insane)

 

[Robert Jan]

lmao.

Id love to go all smartass on him. He says quite a lot of stupid shit. but I guess if you correct him theyll edit.

 

[ChefWide]

"Why yes, your book helped a great deal. I used chapter 4 to de-seed some punk ass buds I got from my crack addicted whore of a sister. I also used the inside cover to calculate my DNP dosages and how much Test and Meth I would use on my diet. Now that my PCT is done, my nuts are full and ripe like Florida Grapefruits and I am pasting facials on my teenage girlfriend that would make Peter North shy. Uh... are we still on the air?"