I love the new fat me.

[biteme]

Fat guys rule. I look so tough with this extra fat. You don't just gain fat, you get muscle with that fat. Butterbean was on to something.

 

[biteme]

I can knock people out with my gut and I could take a damn hard shot to the stomach now cause not only do I have a lot of muscle, but alot of insulation as well. I wish I would have weighed this much when playing football, I'd have been another Jerome Bettis.

 

[biteme]

It sucks though running a 10 minute mile and getting severely winded, but I've still got good short distance speed.