I love my boss

[Dial_tone]

He just sent the following text message to everyone:

For absolutely no special reason, we are closing the office today at 3 PM

 

[hardrock]

Lucky bastard. Weekend starts early eh?

 

[SoreArms]

it's cause you're black

 

[Dial_tone]

it's cause you're black

sweet! Affirmative Action Holidays......right on, Jesse!

 

[hardrock]

Lmao

 

[slat1]

His debit card is probably being run at a strip club as we speak...

 

[bluehen]

That's good shit!

 

[jrlex]

He just sent the following text message to everyone:

Well I'm jelous of mine...He is, as I type, on a plane to amsterdam to be a judge in this years cup..can you fucking dig that or what?

 

[wootoom]

i wouldve gave u the whole day off

 

[SoreArms]

I always dreamed of a boss that would not mind me smoking weed, and maybe even smoking with me until I actually had one. After he found out I smoked, he used to make me score for him so his wife wouldn't get suspicious and then he'd pull out of work through out the day to smoke. The bad part was that we would smoke and waste a bunch of time being stoned then he'd get mad me for not having shit done on time. He later fired me for taking his daughter out.