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joncrane for mentor! All in favor.........
I hate when that shits happens. Ohh shit.... gotta go!PolishHammer1977
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I love to drop # 2's.
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Bullit said:
He doesn't want to splatter on them. Maybe he's got some massive loads he's a dropping.
Lumberg
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The place I hate farting the most is in bed with my girl. I stil do it though. The only time I really hold it in is when she is going down on me....can you imagine what that would be like?
Everywhere else I just toot, it's kinda funny.
I'm sure you guys would think it was funny if I farted while getting a bj but not my gf and definitely not me if she got pissed.
JC
Everywhere else I just toot, it's kinda funny.
I'm sure you guys would think it was funny if I farted while getting a bj but not my gf and definitely not me if she got pissed.
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joncrane said:
Well there's only one way to find out........
of course you like to fart; you are a guy!!!!!
farting is one of the few rights guys have that have not been taken away from us by the shit-heels in power!!
i like to stand by my co-workers and slip out a SBD and watch them argue about who did it. keeping a straight face is a struggle sometimes!!
farting is one of the few rights guys have that have not been taken away from us by the shit-heels in power!!
i like to stand by my co-workers and slip out a SBD and watch them argue about who did it. keeping a straight face is a struggle sometimes!!
anadrolstack
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Do you guys fart at the gym ??
I always have to.
I always have to.
HELL YEA!!!!!!!anadrolstack said:
just last week i was on the angled calf press machine, knees under my arm pits, straining for the last rep of my last set, when the quaker state 30 weight oatmeal i had for breakfast 3 hours earlier kicked in.
talk about an ass trumpet!! i felt my boxers flutter in the breeze!!
i drowned out the "queer as folk" endless dance remix playing over the ceiling mounted speakers!!!!
luckily the gym was almost deserted; just me and one other guy across the room. he grinned and gave me "thumbs up" for my efforts.
jennifer BFL chick
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joncrane said:
there are certain things that everyone knows about, but few talk about------how would you feel if your girl was pussy farting everywhere? I was chatting with another girl I work with about that, and how no one ever talks about it, but we all know about it---"kweefs"? not sure how to spell it, but you know what I mean (by the way, I have a friend that can kweef on comand)
anyway, my point is this-----there are many natural body functions that everyone does, but really we like to pretend they don't happen, so when people let loose in public, its uncomfortable for some-----
Lumberg
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rnch said:HELL YEA!!!!!!!
just last week i was on the angled calf press machine, knees under my arm pits, straining for the last rep of my last set, when the quaker state 30 weight oatmeal i had for breakfast 3 hours earlier kicked in.
talk about an ass trumpet!! i felt my boxers flutter in the breeze!!
i drowned out the "queer as folk" endless dance remix playing over the ceiling mounted speakers!!!!
luckily the gym was almost deserted; just me and one other guy across the room. he grinned and gave me "thumbs up" for my efforts.
Approval for farts is the BEST
jennifer BFL chick
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joncrane said:
I don't get why guys think farting is so "cool"? honestly whats the big deal
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jennifer said:
the relief of it. it is cool, because what other device that you know of can replicate the sound of warm air coming out of someone's ass? also, no two farts are the same.
jennifer BFL chick
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the People's Champ said:
sure they are funny once in a while, but all the time, honestly, it gets old, but hey its natural right? But most guys push them out instead of "letting one go"----I find that weird
duritz
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sometimes i sit in my room all day on a sunday with my door shut and i fart like 30 or 40 times and then i tell someone to come in my room and then see their reaction. farts are meant to be funny, that's why they make noise. just like burping. I like how older fat guys just fart wherever. the one time i was in a store and there was this fat guy and he just let a nice juicy one go and pretended like nothing happened. i was dying laughing while he was concentrating on what he was gonna buy. did u ever see those guys who can suck air up their ass and fart for like hours on end and make music with it?? i think they all found out how to do it while getting ass rammed IMHO.
Honestly, I work with not one, but TWO ladies that are amongst the most heinous beasts to walk the earth. Combined weight is probably 500 lbs.
Both of them fart at work like it aint no thing. They just do the ol' side bend, blast, and say "excuse me".
I am pretty sure one of em is totally asexual and probably hasnt been laid in 2 decades. She has super hot grey armpit hair that she dosent bother shaving. Somehow the other one actually found a man that fucks her (from church of course). This guy must be uglier than Nordstrom.
I work with some BABES I tells ya. Its basically the same as working at Cheetahs.
Both of them fart at work like it aint no thing. They just do the ol' side bend, blast, and say "excuse me".
I am pretty sure one of em is totally asexual and probably hasnt been laid in 2 decades. She has super hot grey armpit hair that she dosent bother shaving. Somehow the other one actually found a man that fucks her (from church of course). This guy must be uglier than Nordstrom.
I work with some BABES I tells ya. Its basically the same as working at Cheetahs.
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