I keep getting abducted by aliens...

[bwood]

i get up from the computer to go take a dump...

i come back and according to the board time, i have been
crapping for 12 hours...

ok, yes, i have crapped this long before, but this time the proper
amount of toilet paper was not missing...

i can only assume that the huge block of missing time is the
result of my being kidnapped by aliens...

why, what did they do to me???

my ass doesnt hurt like nathan's, so i havent been probed???

has anyone else noticed that the board time has changed
by a huge amount of hours when they thought that they were
only gone for minutes???

i bet these are some of those hippy liberal aliens that
the nature boy claims are responsible for the night club fire and the shuttle disaster...

but if they are hippy liberal aliens, how do i explain the lack of rectal pain, much like what nathan constantly has???

help...