I just tried to get high

[Nathan]

It didn't work. I went outside with a bowl packed and everything. Right after I got out there though, I tried to get back in - to see if I could - but then realized I was locked out. No big deal, I figured it wasn't my fault really. I could be going outside for any reason at all. So, just then, my boss walks up to me and asks me what I'm doing. I told her I was checking to see if I left something in my ride's car. She said she'd wait for me to let me back in since you need a fancy card thingy. I quickly pretended to look in the car then went back in with her. This shit is tricky business. It's almost as though they're on to me and dion't want me to get high. Only an hour left anyways, I'll just cut out early and smoke before my ride gets out there. I'm cool. They want me to stay on with this job but let me tell you, there are far too many things I do not care for with this job. This was probably the last straw. I have to learn kung fu and quick.

 

[PoyeBoy]

fuck kung fu, you need to learn kin su ma, mail me some weed

 

[hardrock]

fuck kung fu, you need to learn kin su ma, mail me some weed

You don't even smoke, you poser! Send it to me instead.

 

[HighIntensity]

wait, first you say you went to your car then you said your ride is on the way? I am on too you! asshole.

 

[Nathan]

wait, first you say you went to your car then you said your ride is on the way? I am on too you! asshole.

No, I get a ride into work with some guy. Hence he is my "ride". It was his car I was pretending to go and check. I should have just said I had an orgy with entire Brazilian women's soccer team in the parking lot.

 

[Lestat]

I don't really care about this thead, but I'm pretty close to 3000 posts so I think I'm gonna just post a few messages today until I reach that milestone. Thanks for letting me use your thread.

 

[HighIntensity]

No, I get a ride into work with some guy. Hence he is my "ride". It was his car I was pretending to go and check. I should have just said I had an orgy with entire Brazilian women's soccer team in the parking lot.

im still onto you.,

 

[Nathan]

im still onto you.,

What if I start dodging back and forth at break-neck speeds like this....Are you still on to me now?

 

[MarthaStewart]

maybe they are monitoring your internet feed.

say a lot of nice things about your boss

 

[TheProject]

It didn't work. I went outside with a bowl packed and everything. Right after I got out there though, I tried to get back in - to see if I could - but then realized I was locked out. No big deal, I figured it wasn't my fault really. I could be going outside for any reason at all. So, just then, my boss walks up to me and asks me what I'm doing. I told her I was checking to see if I left something in my ride's car. She said she'd wait for me to let me back in since you need a fancy card thingy. I quickly pretended to look in the car then went back in with her. This shit is tricky business. It's almost as though they're on to me and dion't want me to get high. Only an hour left anyways, I'll just cut out early and smoke before my ride gets out there. I'm cool. They want me to stay on with this job but let me tell you, there are far too many things I do not care for with this job. This was probably the last straw. I have to learn kung fu and quick.

This post reminds of a Jim Anchower column on The Onion.

 

[big_bad_buff]

some people can read your mind when it comes to weed or jacking off. if you decided to do either one, people will start dropping by the house just to say hi, or call on the phone and shit just to waste your time. anyone that does this too you, you know their working for the bad people.

 

[Lestat]

yeah, my roommate loves to knock on my door when I am whacking it.

 

[biteme]

yeah, my roommate loves to knock on my door when I am whacking it.

Don't you just hate that. I would be right in the middle of it, fixing to shoot my wad, and then my mother would knock on my door and yell at me. Ruined the whole damn thing several times. How can you concentrate on a fantasy with your mother's voice in the background?

 

[Lumberg]

No, I get a ride into work with some guy. Hence he is my "ride". It was his car I was pretending to go and check. I should have just said I had an orgy with entire Brazilian women's soccer team in the parking lot.

Dude those chicks are beasts,,,what are you. perverted?

 

[jackangel]

Dude those chicks are beasts,,,what are you. perverted?

This is a "normal" person's taste in women:

This is a person's taste in women, after hanging out with perkele:

 

[the nature boy]

hahahaahahah. love the perkelee jabs and perkelees facination with football legend Dan Marino wearing a wig.

don't know what it has to do w/this thread but I'm laughing anyway.