We took a tube of Ben Gay in HighSchool and rubbed all the paint off of the outside of the tube so it was just the plain metal.
Days later this Dude asked for some Cruex for Jock itch and we handed him this tube.
Hillarity ensued as he ran to the shower. Hot shower at that..
I wasn't joking - the rubbing alcohol will sting for a few seconds - but it works.
as for things that really hurt - get this stuff called "Atomic Balm" and put it all over your nuts - then go run water over them... you will feel true pain.
you fuckers, you should be glad i didn't use that shit or i would hunt every single one of you down and stick my shaved burning dick down your throats....
I wasn't joking - the rubbing alcohol will sting for a few seconds - but it works.
as for things that really hurt - get this stuff called "Atomic Balm" and put it all over your nuts - then go run water over them... you will feel true pain.