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I just realized something...

Yeah, that's what I say. My ass is hawt. They probably cum on themselves just looking at it. When I shave it first of course.
 
biteme said:
Yeah, that's what I say. My ass is hawt. They probably cum on themselves just looking at it. When I shave it first of course.
Eww a hair ass is as wrong as a hairy back wax that shit.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
lol @ you paying for poon :lmao:


...desperado
It was an ajustment biatch. At least I ain't so desprate I got to date dudes so young and in experienced they wont notice my lacking sexual skills. Like a certain Aussie I know. *cough GoldenShowers cough*
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Eww a hair ass is as wrong as a hairy back wax that shit.

I'm a goddamn ape. Good thing for razor blades. Although the girl I'm seeing now insists that I not shave. She likes to twist my back hair into knots. She says it turns her on.
 
JuicedAthletics said:
Did you really have your ass massaged??? I've never heard of that before.. What was the reason?
My lower back and right glute. He was doing ART on it and then did an ajustment I fucked something up there he explained it to me but I didn't really listen I was like what ever just fix this shit so I can get back in the gym.
 
This is the ass he was just touching :qt: :qt: :qt: :qt:
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superqt4u2nv said:
It was an ajustment biatch. At least I ain't so desprate I got to date dudes so young and in experienced they wont notice my lacking sexual skills. Like a certain Aussie I know. *cough GoldenShowers cough*
a few things:

first, i dont date dudes. theyre teenage girls ;)

second, when theyre that blisteringly hot, they dont need skillz...their hotness is more than enough :D :p you, on the other hand, need to take the guys mind off how annoying youre going to be after the sex is finished, so you have to be a gold plated black belt grand feng shui sexmaster to the stars to offset it

and thirdly, i am a master schlongologist, unashamedly...but i dont want to recount my exploits here, or the server will crash, and killahbees confidence will take another kick in the guts ;)
 
JuicedAthletics said:
ONly asking cuz i had to have my "Ass adjusted" cuz of some bad form during squats... wow that sounded super gay...

nice ass qt
LOL pretty much what happend to me too.


GoldonShowers I will look for your latest conquest when I watch the Oscars ;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
lol i wont be getting my trophy at the oscars, silly ;)
No but that young vixen your banging will. OH GOLDENSHOWERS HARD HARD HARD... I am almost there OH YEAH BABY... BE THE FIRST TO MAKE ME CUM... bwahaahaahaha
 
superqt4u2nv said:
No but that young vixen your banging will. OH GOLDENSHOWERS HARD HARD HARD... I am almost there OH YEAH BABY... BE THE FIRST TO MAKE ME CUM... bwahaahaahaha
youre disgusting sometimes, honestly lol
 
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