I just got my first prostate exam.

[Lumberg]

After cupping my balls for a while he said turn around and put your chest on the examining table. He did the deed and I felt like he was doing it too rough but I didn't say anything. After he was done I asked, "Is that supposed to feel really uncomfortable?" and he said "Yes."

 

[The_Ghost]

Did he give you a smoke or at least offer to cuddle after

 

[onerepmaximum]

Did you ask for the happy ending?

 

[BrandonXJ]

"mooooon river.... hey, you using the whole fist there doc?"

name it, what movie!

 

[BileStew]

Better yet, did he at least tip the waiter?

 

[BileStew]

"mooooon river.... hey, you using the whole fist there doc?"

name it, what movie!

and starting at center for the lakers..Fletch...6', 6'9" with the afro!!!

 

[BrandonXJ]

and starting at center for the lakers..Fletch...6', 6'9" with the afro!!!

ding ding ding!

 

[PoyeBoy]

did he taste his fingers afterwards?

 

[Dougly]

Did YOU taste them afterwards?

 

[Becoming]

Are you sure he used a finger?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Are you sure he used a finger?

to answer that question, ask yourself this....did he have his hands on your ass or hips? or possibly one hand on your ass and another one on your shoulder so he could keep his balance?

if he whispered in your ear while you were getting examined, then he was really nice about it.

 

[SoreArms]

did he give you a wet willy?

 

[Smurfy]

Lummy- that's kinda hot.














lol j/k but see i told you that having your ass penetrated isnt a good feeling.

 

[Zebo]

Did he use the word "milking"? If so, your doc's a keeper........

 

[Lumberg]

Lummy- that's kinda hot.

lol j/k but see i told you that having your ass penetrated isnt a good feeling.

Yup. If people are into that, that's cool. If they are not, that' perfectly understandable too.

 

[biteme]

I've had it done twice and I'll never let them do it again. That shit hurt. They jam their fingers up your ass and go rooting around lke the roto-rooter people. From now on, it's the psa bloodtest for me. On a side note, I have been thinking about getting a butt plug.

 

[Bullit]

Did you ask for the happy ending?

LOL!!!

5

 

[big4life]

Wait until you go in for a colonoscopy, then you will have real fun.

 

[Lumberg]

I've had it done twice and I'll never let them do it again. That shit hurt. They jam their fingers up your ass and go rooting around lke the roto-rooter people. From now on, it's the psa bloodtest for me. On a side note, I have been thinking about getting a butt plug.

What?

 

[big_bad_buff]

After cupping my balls for a while he said turn around and put your chest on the examining table. He did the deed and I felt like he was doing it too rough but I didn't say anything. After he was done I asked, "Is that supposed to feel really uncomfortable?" and he said "Yes."

"Is that supposed to feel really uncomfortable?"

the only reason you said that is because you wanted to make sure he didn't think you're gay, you really didnt mind it all that much lmao

 

[Robert Jan]

A friend of mine had a problem with the tube that goes from the kidney to the bladder, it was too narrow. he had to get it operated on a whole bunch of times because stuff went wrong. He's had a tube with a cam on it stuck into his penis all the way up to his kidney, via the bladder, like 4 times.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

After cupping my balls for a while he said turn around and put your chest on the examining table. He did the deed and I felt like he was doing it too rough but I didn't say anything.

Fuck that!
I'd rather get kicked by a wild horse then have a dude's hand in my ass.
Why did you have to go?

 

[Lumberg]

"Is that supposed to feel really uncomfortable?"

the only reason you said that is because you wanted to make sure he didn't think you're gay, you really didnt mind it all that much lmao

Actually I was making sure that nothing was wrong with me. Like maybe it wasn't supposed to feel so bad and the fact that it did meant something was wrong.

 

[Imnotdutch]

A friend of mine had a problem with the tube that goes from the kidney to the bladder, it was too narrow. he had to get it operated on a whole bunch of times because stuff went wrong. He's had a tube with a cam on it stuck into his penis all the way up to his kidney, via the bladder, like 4 times.

Ok that is not good.........geez who thinks these procedures up?

 

[Wynn]

Wait until you go in for a colonoscopy, then you will have real fun.

I've had endoscopies done- I get put under completely for them. I'm not looking forward to waking exams.




Sticking a catheter up the urethra is extremely painful I have been told. Despite allowing someone to finally pee.

 

[Latamier]

Did he have both his hands on your shoulders while he did this. If so you may want to find a different Dr. Unless he sends you flowers or something later in the week.