I Just Don"t Get Women,,,A Rant

[Milhouse]

I really don't get em I mean it!!!
As some of you may know I am involved with a 19 y/o chick and I have been single and fucking everything that is alive since last November.
I have had hot chicks, ugly chicks, and all the above since last year, even a couple of 3 somes but this one girl drives me nuts.

For the last 4-5 weeks I have been hanging out with her and she has given me nothing but blue balls.We break up like everyday only to turn around and get back together hours later.
I am waiting to bang her like there is no tommorow and everytime that it is supposed to be the "time" she backs off at the last minute and tells me shit like "I want it to be special" etc blah blah blah and it is driving me nuts cause I am willing to wait.
At the same time I have one chick calling me who is a stripper and a friend of mine and a chick who posed in playboy who wants to bang me as well(not internet bullshit I am serious hey they like bald dudes). yet I put em off for this one girl who just keeps me waiting.

Am I just wasting my time with this one girl or what?

I just dont get it. The last thing I want is a relationship and I was content just fucking everything in site but this one girl who is making me work for it is driving me nuts. This is the first girl I have been with long or short term who has made me wait more then a week and I am frustrated yet facsinated at the same time.

Should I dump her ass or stick it out?
She is all I think about even when I treat myself like an amusement park( a first for me, I usually look at porn) and I dont know what to do as I have been putting off being laid by other women who want to fuck just for her yet I am not getting it.She is the first one to make me wait like this.

By the way this is the first woman I have been nice to in that way since I have been single.
I am fucked up and need some good opinions here.Help me out.
And no I dont need a Blumpkin or to stick it in her cornhole, I am just confused big time!

 

[Milhouse]

LOL\
I knew you or the salami would sasy that.
Problem is she fucks me up like no other.
She is the one who I was supposed to be with on my b-day and the one I posted about the other day.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

she doesnt trust you dude, she thinks you will just bang her fucking brains out then say "seeya bitch"

Listen, if you want to get down Miss I am waiting for it to be special" tell her she is the world to you, do all that sort of shit.

Listen up, sounds like this chick is a bit of a dickstick, you obviously aren't right for each other if all you do is keep fightin etc, breakin up all that bullshit.

End it baby, find someone that will really appreciate you.

God damn, this chick is weird.

 

[spkzx9r]

There is an saying that I live by. Once you pass up a chance at a piece of pussy that chance is gone for ever, but I sure as hell wouldn't miss out on the chance of nailing one of the other chicks you mentioned while waiting on the 19 y/o.

 

[Milhouse]

You know what?
Personally I am mad about this girl but I should just bang the other ones till she comes around, in fact I am gonna leave a message for my stripper friend to come over after her work in a half hour cause I am sick of waiting and ther is plenty of prime puss to bang in the meantime.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

no wonder she dont wanna fuck u dude, u are a slut!!!!

SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT



Goodluck with this virgin chick man. I hope you rip her pussy to shreads.

 

[Milhouse]

I am a slut and proud of it thenk you
Going offline to score with my other friend above, have a good night

 

[HumorMe]

Should I dump her ass or stick it out?

Stick it out...if she can't see it....you must have a nubber!

Good luck with this virgin chick man. I hope you rip her pussy to shreads.

Damn SexKitten.........spoken like a true sailor!

 

[Milhouse]

Well I just banged the other one(stripper chick, she lives in the apts next to me)and that was a good time.

Worst part is I am wild about the 19 y/o, maybe I will tell her about the others just to get a rise out of her and make her wake the fuck up!IF I start being myself again(an asshole) she will notice more.

 

[ZenMachine]

"We pursue that which retreats from us" - Tao of Steve

You are chasing her because you can't get her. It is a challenge. She isn't chasing you because she knows she can get you at any time.

Make her work a little harder, and she will be all over you.

 

[GaryWary]

no wonder she dont wanna fuck u dude, u are a slut!!!!

SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT



Goodluck with this virgin chick man. I hope you rip her pussy to shreads.

typical female response.. tell us off for our natural urges....

 

[manny78]

she's a slut.....rape her !!!!!!

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

You know what?
Personally I am mad about this girl but I should just bang the other ones till she comes around, in fact I am gonna leave a message for my stripper friend to come over after her work in a half hour cause I am sick of waiting and ther is plenty of prime puss to bang in the meantime.

There you go. See? It all works out in the end. Get the playboy one for a 3some with the stripper too for extra credit.

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

Well I just banged the other one(stripper chick, she lives in the apts next to me)and that was a good time.

Worst part is I am wild about the 19 y/o, maybe I will tell her about the others just to get a rise out of her and make her wake the fuck up!IF I start being myself again(an asshole) she will notice more.

Hell no! This will not work. Do not mention shit. To her, you have to be the sweetest thing coming.

 

[Milhouse]

Yep silence will be the word for today, but I am gonna ignore her a bit now. Getting this one has been harder then trying to walk to Antarctica in a bathing suit, maybe thats why I am still pursuing.

The bump on my head is getting bigger from continually banging it against my wall in frustration.

 

[AziaReign]

Here's a thought.................y don't u try dating/seeing/screwing someone your own age, or at least CLOSER to your own age??? (Not meaning to sound rude hun)

 

[Milhouse]

Here's a thought.................y don't u try dating/seeing/screwing someone your own age, or at least CLOSER to your own age??? (Not meaning to sound rude hun)

No offense but that is utter bullshit my dear about the age crap.

I know women who are older than me that are more fucked in the head and immature then chicks half there age.

Age means fuck all, if I was 40 and she was 30 nobody would say shit.
In fact azia many years ago you would not even be with Pauly a guy your own age. Your parents would have traded you off for a pig or a cow to some 45 year old farmer that would be your husband.And you would have 8 kids by now. Forgot to add you would have been 14 when you were traded off.So this age difference I have is fuck all compared to years past

 

[AziaReign]

We ain't in the dark ages muh dear, we're in 2001 here. Don't tell me age ain't nuthin' I usually agree with that, but look at your case. I'm no one to pass judgement, but you need to let go bro. There are PLENTY of other ladies out there whom are 10x's more mature than your precious lil' 19 y/o. Go figure, thats why your all stressed out because she is nowhere mature in her attitude yet. She has a lot of growing pains to go through, and maybe she doesn't need a much older man like yourself, and vice versa. I know you ahve strong feelings for her, but do you hanestly need to put yourself through all of this heartache? And for what? For her to keep saying no and keep breaking up with you?There is too much of an age gap there in order for her to be mature and not throw tempertantrums, do you know what I mean? Like I said before, don't take this negatively, look at it in a positive way. I am nowhere near being harsh towards you, just trying to give you some sensable advice.

 

[supergirl]

ok milly... here comes my opinion and story... hope it helps a little..
i was 19 when i met this guy.. i knew i could fall in love with him.. we were together for 2 months before i lost my virginity to him... BUT he totally cared about me, was falling in love with me, was not with other women and we continued our relationship for 2 years after. To this day he is still the only man i have been in love with.
You need to decide about this girl asap.. do you want a relationship with her? If she wants it to be special, then she is not looking for just "some" guy to pop her cherry but rather a man to love and care about her. So if you are not in it for the relatively long haul or at least want a relationship, then i would put here feelings before your own and let her go. BUT if you think this chick is cool enough for you to hang with and care about possibly fall in love with, then i say wait it out and make it an night she will never forget... and believe me when i say this.. WE NEVER FORGET!!!

and as far as age and her not acting it.. please.. she is 19 and from the way you make it sound, she actually has self respect and that denotes maturity... just my 2 cents

 

[Milhouse]

Thanks for the words ladies.I know you aren't being harsh azia and I was just being sarcastic.
Yes I like her alot and I do look at her as more then just a piece of ass.
She is not a virgin though, thought I should clear that part up. She says she is just tired of the bullshit and wants to know someone first, guess I should take that as a compliment.
We actually have alot in common from where we have been and where we come from etc.
The age part does not make a difference to me as I have been with all kinds my age, younger and older and the only difference is they all have good and points regardless of age.

I guess I am acting a little impatient and all because I am not used to waiting for nookie let alone anyone wanting to truly get to know the "real" me first, and that includes the nice relationships I have been in.

I know deep down where I would like to go with this and while it's all good intentions, I am actually scared shitless as the last thing I wanted with anyone was a relationship. Now this one comes along and blows me away and makes me question what I want.

Liking or falling for someone can be great but at the same time it is one stressful and crazy process at the beginning.

 

[supergirl]

I know deep down where I would like to go with this and while it's all good intentions, I am actually scared shitless as the last thing I wanted with anyone was a relationship. Now this one comes along and blows me away and makes me question what I want.

Liking or falling for someone can be great but at the same time it is one stressful and crazy process at the beginning.

always hits ya when you aren't looking.. funny thing is, i feel the exact same way as you.. i have been avoiding a relationship like the plague but at least for me, no worthy guys have come along anyway to make me stress it LOL

 

[supergirl]

dont lie. you've been stressing over taking my massive winny injection. i've tried to tell you that it will hurt at first, but the gratification kicks in fast.

so did you get my citizenship transfer papers yet LOL

 

[Milhouse]

always hits ya when you aren't looking.. funny thing is, i feel the exact same way as you.. i have been avoiding a relationship like the plague but at least for me, no worthy guys have come along anyway to make me stress it LOL

Exactly and it just drives me nuts.I was happy and content living the life as a prick and along she comes and wrecks it all lol.Work wise I cant even concentrate yet I have already sold in the past day what I sold total last month.Cant eat, cant sleep, what is the problem here?Am I in love or something?I really hope something good happens with this because it is just too fucking stressful right now.

I started this thread frustrated by the lack of sexual action with her and now thats the last thing on my mind.
Maybe I just needed to type out my frustrations so my real intentions for her would come out, I dunno.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

I don't get men....maybe we should hook up and get some together

 

[Hannibal]

I don't get me....maybe we should hook up and get some together

 

[Milhouse]

I don't get men....maybe we should hook up and get some together

If you look anything like Felicity Shagwell then its a date

 

[Milhouse]

Ok after many hours of refelection I can now admit that yep I am head over heels for this girl. The last thing I wanted but damn she is on my mind all the time.

What I did last night was wrong(the nookie with someone else) and I feel like shit for it and will leave it at that.

I dont know what will happen with this situation but damn I guess only time and patience will tell.

Thanks for letting me sound off here

 

[Longhorn85]

Here's what you need to do. Let her know that she's special, but that you have "needs". Tell her you respect the fact that she's not ready, but that you need sex, don't tell her about the other chicks.

Then arrange for her to come over to your place when one of your side bitches is still there. When she sees you with another woman and figures you have been having sex, her possesive instincts will kick in (if she wants you) and she will come around. Oh she'll be mad at first, but it will work out.

 

[supergirl]

Then arrange for her to come over to your place when one of your side bitches is still there. When she sees you with another woman and figures you have been having sex, her possesive instincts will kick in (if she wants you) and she will come around. Oh she'll be mad at first, but it will work out.

LMAO... yea right.. just try that shit with me and it would be the last time you ever saw me!!! Plus i am sure you wouldn't appreciate my fist in your face either...

milly... don't take that approach

 

[Longhorn85]

well supergirl, maybe it's those kind of emotions that need to be brought out in his girl. If she reacts like you said you would and wants to leave, then fine. I have a feeling she would be back.

As for the fist in the face, why the anger? He owes her nothing and there is no binding relationship there? Why do women want to have their cake and eat it too? If she is not willing to give it up should he remain celibate in the meantime? I don't think so.

 

[Milhouse]

I have told her how I felt and now I am gonna just step back and leave the ball in her court.We hung out tonite and honestly I think she needs to really think about it and about the quality of time we spend together as we go out and do all kinds of shit together and have fun.

If something happens it does, if not well yeah I would be upset but fuck it, I have my life, carreer, my kitties and friends so life is way too short to go through shit.

It would be too bad though cause she is the first one in 10 months that I have been pretty good too and havent treated like some piece of ass.

 

[supergirl]

I have told her how I felt and now I am gonna just step back and leave the ball in her court.

i think that was the best move you could have made.. if she is into you as much as you are into her, now that she knows that you do care, she may be ready to take the next step.. and if she doesn't come around, then like you said... fuck it.. NEXT but i really hope it works out and she sees what is right in front of her.

 

[Hannibal]

i think that was the best move you could have made.. if she is into you as much as you are into her, now that she knows that you do care, she may be ready to take the next step.. and if she doesn't come around, then like you said... fuck it.. NEXT but i really hope it works out and she sees what is right in front of her.

That is a good plan...but sometimes it doesn't work unfortunately. I speak from recent experience. But if she doesn't make an effort to be with you...then you haven't lost anything right?