i just cut myself shaving

[Phaded]

and the shit wont stop bleeding been gushing for like 10 minutes like oozing blood am i gonna fucking die

 

[Sassy69]

MEDIC! MEDIC!

Apply pressure at the pressure point! Quick! Get the duct tape! We've got a bleeder here!

 

[MR Pink]

put some salt in the wound and seal it with toothpaste

 

[hamstershaver]

probably, you still want the green i was going to give you in 20 minutes?

 

[Phaded]

gangrene? haha i'm hillarious

 

[jaded]

at least you weren't shaving your balls when you cut yourself...

 

[chewyxrage]

and the shit wont stop bleeding been gushing for like 10 minutes like oozing blood am i gonna fucking die

My friend cut himself shaving once like partway on the underside of his nostril. It bled for like 30 minutes so he ended up going to the hospital and they had to fuse it shut

 

[Phaded]

it finally stopped

 

[hamstershaver]

sorry if i was off on my calculations by a few minutes

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I cut myself sometimes. Little cuts that bleed for under a minute.
I use a straight razor.