you're gonna be a big fat fuck, i can't believe you totally cracked. lol
i am the master of conquering any food cravings. just yesterday it was a coworker's birthday and they passed out slices of cheesecake. being the polite guy that i am i accepted a piece. it was sitting my desk staring at me for about 30 minutes until i finally decided to have a showdown with the mothafuckah. i took my finger, scraped off a little sumthin sumthin, licked it to show that i knew how damn good it would taste if i ate the mofo and then i threw that little whore in the trash. yes yes i am aware of the starving children in africa but supersizeme's need for abs supercedes all. so, into the trash with that ass. boom, i run the shit.