I hooked up with a chick yesterday...

[sawastea]

I hooked up with a dude yesterday...

and she had fake boobies. It was great. I think it was bilestew's ex-wife.

 

[CENTURION44]

and by chick do you mean Tranny...did she have a wanger!...j/k good for you bro..

 

[WODIN]

Congrats on losing your virginity.

 

[hamstershaver]

you spelled guy wrong

 

[KillahBee]

you spelled "I went to a glory hole party and now my tonsils hurt" wrong

 

[ringperm]

Good for you, Sir.



How was it like?

 

[Dunk]

did u say hello to captain winky

 

[Becoming]

LOL at killah and hammy...

BTW sawa, Steve is not a chick. He just likes to play one.

 

[slat1]

Boobs rule!

 

[stilleto]

how big? spill the beans.

 

[sawastea]

More that a handful. She was kind enough to let me put a maglite under her boobies to prove that they were fake. Her aereola's were HUGE, like CD's. Nipples were nice and tender. She was a 34 D.

 

[awittyusername]

Did you bang her?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

More that a handful. She was kind enough to let me put a maglite under her boobies to prove that they were fake. Her aereola's were HUGE, like CD's. Nipples were nice and tender. She was a 34 D.

soooo do you play CSI miami with all your bedroom buddies?

 

[stilleto]

More that a handful. She was kind enough to let me put a maglite under her boobies to prove that they were fake. Her aereola's were HUGE, like CD's. Nipples were nice and tender. She was a 34 D.

LOL@ using the flashlight. i never would have thought of that. although, if a chick says her boobs are fake, i'd tend to believe her.

 

[sawastea]

Hooking up does not equal banging in sawastea talk. If I banged her, I would say something like "humping, pumping, piping, fucking, stuffing the turkey, etc"

The flashlight works well. It'll be clear and you can see the implants.

 

[awittyusername]

Hooking up does not equal banging in sawastea talk. If I banged her, I would say something like "humping, pumping, piping, fucking, stuffing the turkey, etc"

The flashlight works well. It'll be clear and you can see the implants.

Then, you didn't hook up....You made a friend.

 

[Becoming]

The flashlight works well.

The same flash light you use to "explore" yourself?

 

[Tacosupreme]

Hooking up does not equal banging in sawastea talk. If I banged her, I would say something like "humping, pumping, piping, fucking, stuffing the turkey, etc"

The flashlight works well. It'll be clear and you can see the implants.

you didnt get shit.... if my dick aint wet.. i didnt get any

 

[hamstershaver]

once again sawastea doesnt get laid

 

[perkele]

you spelled guy wrong

bumb

 

[bullett]

Hooking up does not equal banging in sawastea talk. If I banged her, I would say something like "humping, pumping, piping, fucking, stuffing the turkey, etc"

The flashlight works well. It'll be clear and you can see the implants.

Did you at least hold hands???

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

yawn.

lol at the maglite, though, they must have been fairly new implants and she wanted to show them off.

Usually you can tell on contact (well, you can tell by the way they look, but you can empirically prove by contact)

I like oxygen.

 

[Spanky11]

hooking up means banging.

the rest is just :sawastea:

 

[sawastea]

LOL @ :sawastea:

Damn it. I never get any respect around here any more

 

[Spanky11]

what do you expect?

think about it...

a girl lets you place a maglite to her new fake cans, and yet you still don't seal the deal...

i rest my case.

 

[Becoming]

LOL @ :sawastea:

Damn it. I never get any respect around here any more

dude are you still gloating on this shit?

dang, get over it. you didn't even get crazy animal sex or nothing.

i get more play from my grandmothers than this.

 

[sawastea]

i get more play from my grandmothers than this.

 

[Spanky11]

becoming, thats just wrong.

how :becoming: of you...

 

[Becoming]

how :becoming: of you...

haha, yeah, i like the multiple meanings of the handle....

 

[gotmilk]

Yay.

Come back with flashlight naked boobie pics next time.

 

[HiDnGoD]

dude are you still gloating on this shit?

dang, get over it. you didn't even get crazy animal sex or nothing.

i get more play from my grandmothers than this.

So do I. Tell them "thanks" for me. jk

 

[Becoming]

So do I. Tell them "thanks" for me. jk

i knew someone was going to say that... I was going to say his g-ma, but I figured I'd leave myself open to some retaliation...

 

[hamstershaver]

LOL @ :sawastea:

Damn it. I never get any respect around here any more

blame it on killah and becoming

 

[awittyusername]

what do you expect?

think about it...

a girl lets you place a maglite to her new fake cans, and yet you still don't seal the deal...

i rest my case.

No shit.

The guy has a hot chick with new big fake titeehhhs. She is just waiting to show them off. The Jackass busts out a fucking flashlight!!!! WTF???

Maybe its just me....But, I would prefer to bang her hard to prove if her jugs are real or not. (I wouldn't give a fuck if they are real...but, thats a better way to prove it than a flashlight.)

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

No shit.

The guy has a hot chick with new big fake titeehhhs. She is just waiting to show them off. The Jackass busts out a fucking flashlight!!!! WTF???

Maybe its just me....But, I would prefer to bang her hard to prove if her jugs are real or not. (I wouldn't give a fuck if they are real...but, thats a better way to prove it than a flashlight.)

One has to admit, it's creative.

 

[jackangel]

growing tired of the farm animals?