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THeMaCHinE
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Change your appearance to that of Michael Bolton. Would anybody care to substantiate or deny these claims?
Thx
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I heard that pot can...
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Nobody's ever heard of this phenomena before eh? Perhaps it is an urban myth...
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Kinda like the sasquatch huh? Nobody's every reported any sightings or anything... I was sure Wodin and Supersizeme might have info on this subject... Guess I'll keep digging...
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decibel said:
Interesting. I've heard rumors of this photo before. Supposedly, it was part of a series. I heard there were other photos that somebody had covered the face of the subject with the word "Master" -- really it's all smoke and mirrors though. Maybe somebody has additional information. Slow and patient... the mantra for success.
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It was on a FOX special a few months ago..
"When Boltons attack"
"When Boltons attack"
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WODIN said:
Finally after all these months, a name to go off of... Now, this "Havoc" character... where might we unearth him... does anybody have more information? His sleeping habits? hobbies? hang-outs, etc.?
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The_RAIDER said:
Was this "Havoc" as you call him, portrayed on this special?
Ummm I had a friend of a friend, who had this room mate and he smoked an entire oz. by himself one time. Yeah, and right before everyone's eyes he started growing long hair and then it permed itself!! YES! and then he started singing in this god-awful raspy voice.......
YES HE TURNED INTO MICHAEL BOLTON. This all happened in a small school just outside of Niagra Falls and the guy hasn't been seen since.
YES HE TURNED INTO MICHAEL BOLTON. This all happened in a small school just outside of Niagra Falls and the guy hasn't been seen since.
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bstone said:
Sir, this is a serious scientific endeavor. I appreciate your urge to help, but "friend-of-a-friend" stories are hardly credible.
Now, have you ever seen this phenomena first-hand?
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WODIN said:
Hmmm... that would fit with a bit of a torn-off note that somebody sent me.
"Like the sun, he rises in the morning"
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havoc said:
Look, you velour-sweater and van's wearin cum-gargler. Your words are akin to a mighty atom-bomb explosion of puss from May's genital herpes. After he made you suck his dick in the parking lot and left without a thank-you. Stick to your AK-47 strain, teen-dream magazine and mastubation with a lubed up smallmouth bass, you wanna be backstreet boy twink. Peace out skillet.
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damn hippies
havoc
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Machine, wipe that goofy grin off your scrotum scarred face, you transgendered goink. If I want an arguement out of you, I'll rip it out through your moose crossing marked shithole, along with a lawn chair and 4 and a half feet of ass beads. Your sexual preferences changes positions faster than Pamela Anderson during foreplay and your "flames" have less intensity than a corporate afternoon coffee break. Showing up at my doorstep with a box of girlscout cookie flavored condoms and a brownie sash draped across your peach fuzz sprouting chest isnt going to get you anything but a severe case of shock induced delusion when I smack the glued on yellow sideburns off the side of your freckled face with a wooden croquet mallet I found in the bedroom of your fathers garage next to a box of rubber gloves, a half used bottle of Bikini Line magic and a roll of pube covered fly paper. Stick to guessing peoples weight at the carnival and thinking of next slogan you are going to inscript on your cardboard sign that may get you some change at the corner so you can purchase your next gerbil that will succumb to your sodimization techniques you puny fuck hat.
