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I have the best girlfriend ever.

frorider6

frorider6

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Last night, she stopped by my house on the way to the gym to get her phone charger (left it there over the weekend). Well, we started making out a little bit, and then she stopped me. Seems Aunt Flo was visiting. I thought, "Okay, no big deal. It'll just have to wait." Not my girl though. She said "Welcome to Blowjob Week."
 
i wish more girls would observe blow job week. such a travesty that it isn't the case. usually it's "welcome to i get to say whatever i want and be a biiiiatch and you can't say shit nyah nyah" week

i hope she serviced you after that, mr. fucking lucky bastard, and didn't just say that and grab her charger and leave.
 
HS - You win for Post of the Day. :FRlol:

Not only did she service me, she was open and willing to take suggestions, didn't bitch or complain, moaned like she enjoyed it AND she swallowed.

I think I'm in love.
 
Oh yeah. Did I mention she's a hot blonde, really cool and totally digs me? All this good karma I have in finally paying off.
 
Thick dog said:
From the title of the thread I was expecting you to say that she let you bang all of her hot freinds.
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If she had done that, the thread would have been titled "I have the best fiancee ever"
 
frorider6 said:


If she had done that, the thread would have been titled "I have the best fiancee ever"
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Fiancee? Just take her straight to the judge. :)

C
 
frorider6 said:


If she had done that, the thread would have been titled "I have the best fiancee ever"
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:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:


I hate you........(no, not really, I'm envious)

You've have a good woman there.
 
hold on to her man,if she wont fuck but offers blowjobs shes a keeper,now get out there and buy a lottery ticket
 
after a couple of years watch the blowjobs turn into hand jobs, which slowly turn into her haveing that time of the month more then once a month, which turns into "oh yea im fuckin someother guy"
 
HighIntensity said:
after a couple of years watch the blowjobs turn into hand jobs, which slowly turn into her haveing that time of the month more then once a month, which turns into "oh yea im fuckin someother guy"
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"but I'm not bitter"
 
HappyScrappy said:



"but I'm not bitter"
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:FRlol:

I think this one is different. If anything, I'll be the one asking her to give me a break. I'm kinda glad Blowjob Week is here. It'll give me a chance to rest.
 
raft said:
Does she have a sister?
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Yes she does. But she has 2 kids already, probably pregnant with a 3rd and getting married in 2 weeks. And the guy is pretty big. Still want me to hook you up?
 
you boys all luck out with your girl having red week,mine gets it every few months,mainly because the stress her mom puts on her,i guess it fucks her body up,the doc says she will have to go on birth control and then come off to get it back to normal
 
HS - Her sister is very pretty but is carrying a too much weight around.

Oak - You should probably wait until they are through with puberty.
 
frorider6 said:
Not my girl though. She said "Welcome to Blowjob Week."
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You lucky bastard. You must look forward to her cycle every month, moods and all.

BTW is that how she refers to it, as a blowjob? My wife would cringe if I called it that in front of her. She offers to "use her mouth on me". I can't complain though, she does a great job.
 
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ttlpkg said:


You lucky bastard. You must look forward to her cycle every month, moods and all.

BTW is that how she refers to it, as a blowjob? My wife would cringe if I called it that in front of her. She offers to "use her mouth on me". I can't complain though, she does a great job.
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The term Blowjob Week was a direct quote. And this is the second time Aunt Flo has visited that I've been with her, and I can't tell any difference in mood.

The only things I can't say are bitch and cunt. But then again, almost all girls hate those terms.
 
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frorider6 said:

The only things I can't say are bitch and cunt. But then again, almost all girls hate those terms.
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yes! - your mom like *freaks* at me if I smack her ass and call her either of those... crazy.
 
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frorider6 said:


Takes away my favorite line though...

SUCK IT BITCH!
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You can probably get away with that in the heat of the moment, though. Just apologize or buy flowers later.
 
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ttlpkg said:


You can probably get away with that in the heat of the moment, though. Just apologize or buy flowers later.
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Nope. Bitch slipped out once and I was immediatly scolded.

Anyway, I don't want you guys to think that the only reason I like this girl is because she gives me blowjobs. Maybe I'm just getting all sappy and stuff but there are plenty of other reasons why she's the greatest. I mean, she's hot. And blond. Did I mention she's hot? Well, she is. And she cooks for me. Good food too, not that Hamburger Helper shit. Stuff like veal, shrimp, and chicken. And she's hot too.
 
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frorider6 said:


Nope. Bitch slipped out once and I was immediatly scolded.

Anyway, I don't want you guys to think that the only reason I like this girl is because she gives me blowjobs. Maybe I'm just getting all sappy and stuff but there are plenty of other reasons why she's the greatest. I mean, she's hot. And blond. Did I mention she's hot? Well, she is. And she cooks for me. Good food too, not that Hamburger Helper shit. Stuff like veal, shrimp, and chicken. And she's hot too.
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Sounds like a keeper.
 
Well, we do disagree on the number of kids we each want. (This just came up in conversation, we're not to this actual stage yet) She wants about 4. I want 1-2.

And it's weird, this is the first girl I've ever dated that this thought doesn't freak me out. Fro just might be in trouble.
 
We've been together 2 months. Not really a long time, but how long should it take to fall in love.

(Somebody slap me. I'm getting all soft.)
 
frorider6 said:

(Somebody slap me. I'm getting all soft.)
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is that the trick when it goes limp? slapping... have to give that a try.

and ttlpkg - that is classic - I tried to give you karma - but the popup window was just blank - never showed up with the karma thing
 
for marriage... i'd be waiting until i got to know someone better. but that's me.

imo it takes at least a year or two to know someone fairly well.
 
HappyScrappy said:



is that the trick when it goes limp? slapping... have to give that a try.

and ttlpkg - that is classic - I tried to give you karma - but the popup window was just blank - never showed up with the karma thing
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During one of our first sexual encounters, we'd been drinking and went for the doggie style. At one point I leaned over to bite her neck. She was all sexy and whipped her hear back to get the hair out of her eyes. The back of her head hit my right eyebrow. Hard. Damn near knocked me out.

So let me say, as an expert, that kind of thing will not make it hard. Kinda kills the mood. At least until I stopped seeing stars.
 
frorider6 said:

So let me say, as an expert, that kind of thing will not make it hard. Kinda kills the mood. At least until I stopped seeing stars.
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I had a very similar thing happen to me. except it was a horse. and it kicked me.
 
smallmovesal said:
for marriage... i'd be waiting until i got to know someone better. but that's me.

imo it takes at least a year or two to know someone fairly well.
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Slow the train down there. No one said anything about marriage. Just cause I'm into her doesn't mean it's to that stage. I've been down that road, seen the sites, got the t-shirt.
 
HappyScrappy said:



I had a very similar thing happen to me. except it was a horse. and it kicked me.
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Or was it two men in a horse costume...? I remember some guy raping me during a halloween party when me and my bud dressed as a horse. I only kicked because the intense euphoric feeling caused me to spasm.
 
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