I have some news

[MrMuscle]

I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition. Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.' They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited. Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches. What do you all think?

 

[VooDoo Lady]

 

[beastboy]

I think it's legit! Go for it!

 

[WODIN]

Do it!

You'll have the most interesting story about giving up the virginity path of anyone alive.

 

[MrMuscle]

Maybe you guys are right. I mean, what are the odds that lesibans would want my "hard cock".

 

[GinNJuice]

Are these lesbians from an internet chat room?...... If so, then you have fallen for Happyscrappy and SSME

 

[NY Muscle]

Yeah I got that same email...just delete it...its spam

 

[TEXgrl]

i hooked a guy friend up with my lesbian friends before on their request. he had a blast! go for it!

 

[NY Muscle]

i hooked a guy friend up with my lesbian friends before on their request. he had a blast! go for it!

The world needs more friends like you TEXgrl

 

[Testosterone boy]

"lesbians that want a hard cock." Gee...anyone else notice something?

 

[sereneman]

MY ex sister-in-law was a lesbian. She grossed me out. To me it's just as gross for 2 women to get it on as it is for 2 men. I just don't comprehend homosexuality.

 

[supersizeme]

muskulls you are so full of it. i should come over to norway with a high powered vacuum and shove it down your throat and that would eliminate like 95% of your future posts. the rest would be a mix of metallica lyrics and posing shots.

 

[troybday]

The world needs more friends like you TEXgrl

I agree, I need to be hooked up with some bi-sexual girls. Texgrl, you got and peeps in the Tri-State area, NY,NJ, CT???

 

[MrMuscle]

i love you to ssme

 

[danielson]

i hooked a guy friend up with my lesbian friends before on their request. he had a blast! go for it!

you are officially the nicest person alive on the face of this planet

 

[Millie]

did you get this e-mail right after the one about the new penis pump? excellent marketing on their part!

 

[MrMuscle]

actually no, but i just got one from a doctor wanting to give me a 'penile enlargment'. Apparently its very popular among the girls. It says i will be all the man i can be. Sounds like a good deal to me.

 

[Testosterone boy]

actually no, but i just got one from a doctor wanting to give me a 'penile enlargment'. Apparently its very popular among the girls. It says i will be all the man i can be. Sounds like a good deal to me.

Don't...major boners aren't all they are cracked up to be. All the girls say they'll do anything, then when they get it....whole different story.

 

[danielson]

Don't...major boners aren't all they are cracked up to be. All the girls say they'll do anything, then when they get it....whole different story.

did you use to have a simialr username on these boards?

 

[Millie]

actually no, but i just got one from a doctor wanting to give me a 'penile enlargment'. Apparently its very popular among the girls. It says i will be all the man i can be. Sounds like a good deal to me.

i am telling you, their marketing tricks are really good. see, the lesbian e-mail is a double whammy - you will either decide to buy a pump, or do the penile enlargment.

 

[MrMuscle]

i am telling you, their marketing tricks are really good. see, the lesbian e-mail is a double whammy - you will either decide to buy a pump, or do the penile enlargment.

hm, god knows i need one, my dick is so small i have a handicap plate. Its listed as a "sever disability".

 

[TEXgrl]

you are officially the nicest person alive on the face of this planet

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Originally posted by NY Muscle


The world needs more friends like you TEXgrl

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hey, what can i say? i'm a people pleaser!

sorry, no friends in the tri-state area, but if you make it down this way and you look good, well, you never know!

 

[MrMuscle]

Uhhhh...

I get like 3 emails a day that go like "Hi i'm Jenny. Boy would i like to suck you off".

It's spam dude. i sure as hell don't go "OMG! Jenny wants me!".

-= nav =-

lol no shit dude, i cant belive how many belived it to be real

 

[The Varnsen]

I don´t know you personally, Mr.Muscle... but i surelly don´t understand how and why you´re still virgin at the age of 23... C´mon, i´ve seen your pics, i´m not gay but i can see you´re not ugly, and plus you´re well built. Besides, Norway and the nordic countries in general are known for their liberal sex views... women don´t make stupid games with guys, like in southern europe. I met a fat norwegian that said me he would hook up with girls almost every time he went out clubbing in Norway... I went to Denmark in the summer and i couldn´t fucking breath in the clubs, the women were all over me, and i´m not even goodlooking, just the average mediterranean type.

Peace and get laid.

 

[MrMuscle]

yeah its like i have said before. If i went out to get ass, i would get it. But that's not interesting at all. Im looking for more than just sex. Sounds stupid maybe, but thats just me.

 

[Y_lifter]

MrHustle, Has the ground Frozen Solid over there yet ?

 

[MrMuscle]

nah man its crazy, we have had temperatures in the twenties (celsius) for a long time now. it stopped yesterday, and now we have rain. im scared man, looks like this global warming shit is really fucking the weather up. usually we would have cold as weather for 2 months now.

 

[Y_lifter]

Well the good part of that is warmer weather means LESS Shrinkage..

 

[Cleaner]

Do it...I couldn't think of a better reason.