i have officnally given up

[Evil_Frisky]

so my spelling amysuck. I'm trired and lazy

But ypou guys are pathetic.l.. tis either me me me whore posts ro something close to worse.

caryy long, i needed to free my burdon

 

[hardrock]

Holy christ! Reminds me of earlier Tiger posts.

 

[bigmann245]

put down the crack pipe woman....

 

[sublime35]

so my spelling amysuck. I'm trired and lazy

But ypou guys are pathetic.l.. tis either me me me whore posts ro something close to worse.

caryy long, i needed to free my burdon

by the looks of that post, I'd say you freed your BOURBONN instead

 

[GrandMaster]

sounds drunk to me or im jsut really high right now

 

[buffer1]

CRAKER,lol

 

[Mavafanculo]

so my spelling amysuck. I'm trired and lazy
But ypou guys are pathetic.l.. tis either me me me whore posts ro something close to worse.
caryy long, i needed to free my burdon

"i needed to free my burdon " = rub one out?

-

 

[GrandMaster]

"i needed to free my burdon " = rub one out?

-

LMFAO!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

wow

erevyoen lovess me dont thei

 

[H_T_]

wow

erevyoen lovess me dont thei

No.

 

[hotzie]

wow

erevyoen lovess me dont thei

 

[Evil_Frisky]

No.

You are in denial

 

[pintoca]

You are in denial

I thought he was in the US

 

[H_T_]

You are in denial

am not. go penetrate yo' self.....and post results. i've got one of your blood-clot migraines, so i hat you.

 

[hamstershaver]

wow

erevyoen lovess me dont thei

 

[Evil_Frisky]

am not. go penetrate yo' self.....and post results. i've got one of your blood-clot migraines, so i hat you.

Good

 

[H_T_]

Good

 

[Evil_Frisky]

my gerbil likes pepperjack cheese

 

[H_T_]

btw, we already have someone using the "bad speller" schtick.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I was hoping to simply see the word "posting" when I opened this thread.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

btw, we already have someone using the "bad speller" schtick.

Oh really..

sheesh!

Guess I'll have to go back to being the smart good speller around here.

Could have been fun... and no one would ever know when I was fucked up or not... thats the part I liked

 

[H_T_]

Oh really..

sheesh!

Guess I'll have to go back to being the smart good speller around here.

Could have been fun... and no one would ever know when I was fucked up or not... thats the part I liked

i know, you could be schizo-girl. violent mood swings and unpredictable changes in behavior. that's Gold, baby.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i know, you could be schizo-girl. violent mood swings and unpredictable changes in behavior. that's Gold, baby.

But wait??????????

Uh, oh nevermind


I'm adorable, loveable, caring, attenative, calm, giving, should I go on?

 

[hotzie]

I'm adorable, loveable, caring, attenative, calm, giving, should I go on?

thats prob the funniest shit you have ever typed in your life

 

[H_T_]

But wait??????????

Uh, oh nevermind


I'm adorable, loveable, caring, attenative, calm, giving, should I go on?

relax, you got the job.......

 

[Evil_Frisky]

thats prob the funniest shit you have ever typed in your life

I used to like you

 

[hotzie]

I used to like you

i still wuv you

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i still wuv you

You like the crazy ones don't you. All men just love the high maintence chicks. Thats my Elife

 

[hotzie]

You like the crazy ones don't you. All men just love the high maintence chicks. Thats my Elife

i like em all

except fatties

 

[H_T_]

You like the crazy ones don't you. All men just love the high maintence chicks. Thats my Elife

meaning we pay for all of the punitive damages.........

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i like em all

except fatties

then I guess I've been casted out

 

[slat1]

so my spelling amysuck. I'm trired and lazy

But ypou guys are pathetic.l.. tis either me me me whore posts ro something close to worse.

caryy long, i needed to free my burdon

In all seriousness... shut up and take your pants off!

 

[hotzie]

then I guess I've been casted out

naw youre still in and yea take your pants off like slat said

 

[Evil_Frisky]

In all seriousness... shut up and take your pants off!

Wow, straight and to the point.

 

[H_T_]

Wow, straight and to the point.

you totally pussed out on your own thread. nice.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

you totally pussed out on your own thread. nice.

I had to change glasses mister.. sheesh!

I'm no puss

 

[slat1]

puss

Lesbian... 54% gay at least!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Lesbian... 54% gay at least!

53%... that 1% could make or break the deal

 

[H_T_]

Pfffff, what the hell had you runnin' like Forrest Gump last night? a noise?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Pfffff, what the hell had you runnin' like Forrest Gump last night? a noise?

Something was here and didn't want me working late... I listened, 5 door slams to late, but I listened.

Hell on that, Did two walk arounds just to warn who ever it was that I was here and had big scissors... apparently what/who ever it was didn't give a two shits about that and wanted the office to their/its self.

 

[hotzie]

new page

 

[H_T_]

Something was here and didn't want me working late... I listened, 5 door slams to late, but I listened.

Hell on that, Did two walk arounds just to warn who ever it was that I was here and had big scissors... apparently what/who ever it was didn't give a two shits about that and wanted the office to their/its self.

omg, you actually told whoever that you had scissors? why? so they could go and find a better weapon? remember, Sweetheart, rock beats scissors.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

omg, you actually told whoever that you had scissors? why? so they could go and find a better weapon? remember, Sweetheart, rock beats scissors.

I'm dangerous with scissors.. besides, who has a rock in their desk drawer, the best they would have had was paper and scissors beats paper.

 

[H_T_]

I'm dangerous with scissors.. besides, who has a rock in their desk drawer, the best they would have had was paper and scissors beats paper.

paper weights = rocks. door stops. and i bet your scissors were blunt.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

paper weights = rocks. door stops. and i bet your scissors were blunt.

We don't use paper weights... dood, I work in the oilfield, we use rusty ol pieces of metal and Valves and shit. And I have a whole bunch of them on my desk. So I wasn't skeerd.

Well until that last door slammed and my ass got the hell out of here.

 

[H_T_]

We don't use paper weights... dood, I work in the oilfield, we use rusty ol pieces of metal and Valves and shit. And I have a whole bunch of them on my desk. So I wasn't skeerd.

Well until that last door slammed and my ass got the hell out of here.

*you can't hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide yer lyin' eyes.............* yous skerred. musta been some molten magma creature who dwells thousands of miles beneath the earths crust. and you and your oil drillin' buddies went ahead and disturbed it. and magma melts scissors.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

*you can't hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide yer lyin' eyes.............* yous skerred. musta been some molten magma creature who dwells thousands of miles beneath the earths crust. and you and your oil drillin' buddies went ahead and disturbed it. and magma melts scissors.

Thats really not even funny.

 

[H_T_]

Thats really not even funny.

seriously? did you see a magman last night? did it swear you to secrecy? i'm sorry for stumbling onto this, gimmee a few, i'll round up Shag and Scoob and see if'n Fred'll lend us the Mystery moblile and we'll be right there.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

seriously? did you see a magman last night? did it swear you to secrecy? i'm sorry for stumbling onto this, gimmee a few, i'll round up Shag and Scoob and see if'n Fred'll lend us the Mystery moblile and we'll be right there.

Just leave that blond bimbo bitch at home.. she's always screwing things up. But bring that lil mutt.. whats his name? I like him.

 

[H_T_]

Just leave that blond bimbo bitch at home.. she's always screwing things up. But bring that lil mutt.. whats his name? I like him.

Daphne is hot and has like a small D cup. Scrappy O.D'd on some "special" brownies.

 

[Tytan]

wow

erevyoen lovess me dont thei

Much love to ya...

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Daphne is hot and has like a small D cup. Scrappy O.D'd on some "special" brownies.

no hot chicks in the van m'kay... Bring the dorky chick though, Velma... I we can compare glasses

 

[H_T_]

no hot chicks in the van m'kay... Bring the dorky chick though, Velma... I we can compare glasses

Thelma is a full blown dyke. no shit, put those lenses together and you could probably destroy a small planet like frying an ant.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Thelma is a full blown dyke. no shit, put those lenses together and you could probably destroy a small planet like frying an ant.

Thelma, Velma what ever her name was... LOL

I wonder if i could do that with my glasses? Wow, never tried that.. gonna go find some poor lil ol ant for lunch and try it.

Bring Fred though, He's hot

 

[H_T_]

Thelma, Velma what ever her name was... LOL

I wonder if i could do that with my glasses? Wow, never tried that.. gonna go find some poor lil ol ant for lunch and try it.

Bring Fred though, He's hot

what? Fred and his fucking "neckerchief?" you know, i hope you're not drilling on sacred land.........

 

[Evil_Frisky]

what? Fred and his fucking "neckerchief?" you know, i hope you're not drilling on sacred land.........

being that the co I actually work for doesn't do the drilling, I'm in the clear. So that being said, I did it in the cane field once... I think the land was sacred, would that be considered 'drilling on sacred land?"

 

[H_T_]

being that the co I actually work for doesn't do the drilling, I'm in the clear. So that being said, I did it in the cane field once... I think the land was sacred, would that be considered 'drilling on sacred land?"

idk. but seriously, that'd be kind of spooky. ya know? fuck, ain't you from Voodoo land anyway?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

idk. but seriously, that'd be kind of spooky. ya know? fuck, ain't you from Voodoo land anyway?

lmao

There is some crazy shit here, yep. Voodoo is more of the NO area though, I'm 150 miles from there.

 

[H_T_]

lmao

There is some crazy shit here, yep. Voodoo is more of the NO area though, I'm 150 miles from there.

oh. so theres like a voodoo proof fence or something around NO? cuz Haitians like there magumbo too......oh hell, all of y'all are crazy. rattlesnake charmin', tarot card readin'................i bet you have a deck of tarot cards in your desk drawer.........

 

[Evil_Frisky]

oh. so theres like a voodoo proof fence or something around NO? cuz Haitians like there magumbo too......oh hell, all of y'all are crazy. rattlesnake charmin', tarot card readin'................i bet you have a deck of tarot cards in your desk drawer.........

lmao

I went thru that phase, no joke... threw all that shit away though. Had a Ouija board too.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

lmao

I went thru that phase, no joke... threw all that shit away though. Had a Ouija board too.

common questions she asked:

will i ever find a man

will i ever have a date

will i ever get married

will my ex get hit by a car

 

[Evil_Frisky]

common questions she asked:

will i ever find a man

will i ever have a date

will i ever get married

will my ex get hit by a car

Will my tata's ever grow?

Does Bryan really like me?

Will I get caught cheating on that History Exam?

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Will my tata's ever grow?

IF THEY DON'T BUY NEW ONES

Does Bryan really like me?

PROBABLY NOT, HE'S WITH AAP

Will I get caught cheating on that History Exam?

YES, BUT MR. SMITH WILL LET U OFF THE HOOK AFTER AN AFTER SCHOOL TALK

 

[Evil_Frisky]

 

[HiDnGoD]

Thats really not even funny.

Actually it is, . I sat here & laughed my ass off when I read that,

Bring the dorky chick though, Velma... I we can compare asses

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Actually it is, . I sat here & laughed my ass off when I read that,

she go pwnd

 

[Evil_Frisky]

she go pwnd

Thats become a daily event

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Thats become a daily event

that lucky bastard