I have Multiple Personality Disorder.

[frorider6]

Sometimes I'm me, sometimes I'm my next door neighbor.

Here's all the people living in my head

Pepe - 8 year old Mexican immigrant boy. Oftens runs around yelling "Chicles!"

Larry - 50 year old white lower-middle-class coal miner that loves hockey and show tunes.

Shannon - Pre-Op transexual with a passion for animal prints. When Shannon comes out, it's time to party!

Mr Kennedy - 1 year old chimpanzee that likes bananas, grapes, and flinging poo.

Charlotte - 27 year old cocktail waitress. Loves poetry and yearns to find a big strong man to sweep her off her feet.

Beth - 37 year old beautician that hates Charlotte for being young and pretty. Chain smokes.

 

[frorider6]

He's lying.

 

[frorider6]

No I'm not! I'm trying to get some help.

 

[WODIN]

I was believing this up until you got to Mr. Kennedy.

 

[havoc]

I want Shannon.

 

[beastboy]

Is this you??

 

[frorider6]

CHICLES!! CHICLES!!!

Hey meester, you wan buy Chicles? I show you where dee girls are at.

 

[WODIN]

I need a scotch neat...where is charlotte?

 

[vixenbabe]

Oooooo Larry..Come and sing us a tune!

 

[frorider6]

You people are even more bored than I am.

 

[Fantom604]

I believe you, I have some of the same ones, but the Mexican boy is "Pico" and the ape is "Mr. Peepers." Also, I have been accused of having a whacked out conscience. On one shoulder, there is Satan. On the other, it is Hitler. It is so true.

 

[Y_lifter]

I think my wife would like Charlotte.....

My people will call your People.. We'll do lunch.. huh?

 

[HappyScrappy]

99% of the voices in my head have a Brit accent.