I have major issues with those tree-shaped car freshners.

[swole]

they only last 2 days then poof my car smells like farts again

oh, if you're one of those people who keep the plastic thing on them and gradually adjust it by the day, then you deserve to have a rat die in your vents so it makes your car smell like perma-rottingrodent.

 

[swole]

or lestat's balls since he wipes his ass from back to front

(u know dingleberries are nestling into his nutsack hairs)

 

[chris302001]

wipe ur butt better and change dem undies more often, and the problem goes away on its own.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

thanks for sharing. sharing is caring.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Those make nice targets when your bored. Head to the ghetto and let some rip.

Another fun ghetto game is brooming. You drive around with a corn broom and whack people in the head as you drive by. Pick whatever group you want to whack. Brooming blacks was always popular around where I lived.

 

[Smurfy]

they only last 2 days then poof my car smells like farts again

oh, if you're one of those people who keep the plastic thing on them and gradually adjust it by the day, then you deserve to have a rat die in your vents so it makes your car smell like perma-rottingrodent.

agreed lmao that is uber geigh

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Shrimp make a much worse stink in your car. Good revenge animal to use.

 

[swole]

agreed lmao that is uber geigh

i knew you would understand zia

seriously i did.

that's why i u and relish the thought of you leaving lummy so we could do it one day

but don't get excited electricity ain't cheap these days so i've cut back on covering it

 

[chris302001]

if u open a new one during the summer here, it smells like someone broke a bottle of perfume or something for a couple days....like, gotta have the windows down, and then its gone

 

[Smurfy]

i knew you would understand zia

seriously i did.

that's why i u and relish the thought of you leaving lummy so we could do it one day

but don't get excited electricity ain't cheap these days so i've cut back on covering it

swole, wouldnt that be incestuous?