I have just come to the realization that I am a moron

[Nathan]

And I probably do too many drugs as well. You see, I just spent four years learning about theoretical physics/astrophysics. Being at the end of it, I now realize why exactly I chose to do this. I remember being torn between astrophysics and biophysics. In my convoluted mind, I was thinking, "Well, if I go into biophysics then I'm bound to become part cyborg somewhere along the line which would frankly rule. I could totally get lasers installed into my chest and fight crime and shit. I'll be a hero. On the other hand, if I go into theoretical physics or astrophysics then I'll have all the knowledge I need to begin work on creating a time machine. Whoa, what if I do create a time machine, end up going back in time, and find out that I was really Jesus Christ or Hitler or BOTH. That would be outrageous..." These are my thoughts. Now that I've nearly completed my undergraduate, and I have no clue how to go about devising a time machin, I'm pretty much pissed off and have lost all interest. I'm just that bright folks. You know what else? I'll bet you anything I took up bodybuilding because subconsciously I wanted to look like a superhero or some shit like that. However, that was probably most of your motives subconsciously as well.
Thus, in conclusion, I've so far spent my entire life avoiding reality, hence the large quantities of narcotics. I'm stupid and nobody likes me.

 

[HighIntensity]

stats?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I like hotdog flavored ice cream the best of all.

 

[Nathan]

stats?

5'10", 211lbs, 10%bf, been training for five years seriously, better than you.

A couple more weeks and I'll go back on cycle, and should hit 8% and 220lbs, hopefully anyways.

 

[the nature boy]

And I probably do too many drugs as well. You see, I just spent four years learning about theoretical physics/astrophysics. Being at the end of it, I now realize why exactly I chose to do this. I remember being torn between astrophysics and biophysics. In my convoluted mind, I was thinking, "Well, if I go into biophysics then I'm bound to become part cyborg somewhere along the line which would frankly rule. I could totally get lasers installed into my chest and fight crime and shit. I'll be a hero. On the other hand, if I go into theoretical physics or astrophysics then I'll have all the knowledge I need to begin work on creating a time machine. Whoa, what if I do create a time machine, end up going back in time, and find out that I was really Jesus Christ or Hitler or BOTH. That would be outrageous..." These are my thoughts. Now that I've nearly completed my undergraduate, and I have no clue how to go about devising a time machin, I'm pretty much pissed off and have lost all interest. I'm just that bright folks. You know what else? I'll bet you anything I took up bodybuilding because subconsciously I wanted to look like a superhero or some shit like that. However, that was probably most of your motives subconsciously as well.
Thus, in conclusion, I've so far spent my entire life avoiding reality, hence the large quantities of narcotics. I'm stupid and nobody likes me.

you sound like me 5 years ago minus the physics part and you are also much gayer.

 

[JohnyJuice]

Well, you could always get to your junior year of school and realise that you want to change your major like me. Now i have an assload of credits that do me no good. Looks like 5-6 years of school for me. Damn it. I just want to make money and kill the occasion person. Is that to much to ask? Well, i would also like to continue banging hot chicks up until the day i die, and be happy in all aspects of life. Feeling accomplished must be great. Yeah, i guess it is too much to ask.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Take me back, Im home tuesday morning in a blue zoot suit with meatloaf zippers and a vanilla hood, dont worry, its water proof.

 

[Nathan]

Take me back, Im home tuesday morning in a blue zoot suit with meatloaf zippers and a vanilla hood, dont worry, its water proof.

Done. I love you like a mother dude.

Nerd Boy (I'm working on something better don't worry) - You're very very stupid.

 

[Ffactor]

I'm stupid and nobody likes me.

It took you four years of Astroglide to figure this out. Your momma must have been high when you were conceived.

 

[bwood]

5'10", 211lbs, 10%bf, been training for five years seriously, better than you.

A couple more weeks and I'll go back on cycle, and should hit 8% and 220lbs, hopefully anyways.

show us your tits...

 

[Nathan]

Re: Re: I have just come to the realization that I am a moron

It took you four years of Astroglide to figure this out. Your momma must have been high when you were conceived.

This is exactly the kind of the thing that has made nobody like you.

 

[Baoh]

And I probably do too many drugs as well. You see, I just spent four years learning about theoretical physics/astrophysics. Being at the end of it, I now realize why exactly I chose to do this. I remember being torn between astrophysics and biophysics. In my convoluted mind, I was thinking, "Well, if I go into biophysics then I'm bound to become part cyborg somewhere along the line which would frankly rule. I could totally get lasers installed into my chest and fight crime and shit. I'll be a hero. On the other hand, if I go into theoretical physics or astrophysics then I'll have all the knowledge I need to begin work on creating a time machine. Whoa, what if I do create a time machine, end up going back in time, and find out that I was really Jesus Christ or Hitler or BOTH. That would be outrageous..." These are my thoughts. Now that I've nearly completed my undergraduate, and I have no clue how to go about devising a time machin, I'm pretty much pissed off and have lost all interest. I'm just that bright folks. You know what else? I'll bet you anything I took up bodybuilding because subconsciously I wanted to look like a superhero or some shit like that. However, that was probably most of your motives subconsciously as well.
Thus, in conclusion, I've so far spent my entire life avoiding reality, hence the large quantities of narcotics. I'm stupid and nobody likes me.

Much truth to this.