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I have decided to run for POTUS.
- Thread starter AAP
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I'll vote for you no matter what.
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Kano
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I wanna invest my own social Security Money?
AAP said:
Do I get a hawt secretary?
kano said:
Smart Citizen,
First I applaud you for taking the initiative to remain gainfully employed and thus earning a measure of retirement comfort for your Golden Years. Your question is a valid one. The money, of course, is yours. Earned by your hard work and sweat. Frankly, I don't see the need or logic in telling you what you can or can't do with it. After all, we have no gurantee that you will even reach the age of retirement with all the crisis we as a nation and as individuals face each day. Why should you put away your funds only to die at age 58 before you ever get to see them? Makes no sense to me. Now your bastard children are sitting around fighting over your little stash of retirement loot.
Providing that you can indeed reach the age of retirement, I see no reason why you can not have done everything possible, legally speaking, to ensure that your funds have maximized to their full potential. If you would like to invest and manage your own retirement funds that should be your prerogative. If you want to use a private firm to invest and manage your assets, that should be your right. If you want to use your retirment funds to purchase dubs for your Focus and a teef grill, that should be your right too. But if you squander those funds, when you retire don't come crying to me. Cause we just gonna take your dumb ass out back and shoot you in the head for ending up a ward of the state.
Longhorn85
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AAP said:
Two part question:
What are you gonna do about biatches like LL, Britney and Paris?
Clinton got his knob slobbed in the Oval Office. How will you top that?
I will hang up and listen.
Longhorn85 said:
LL, Britney and Paris present terrific examples of what makes America great. Seriously, can you see bitc... errr citizens behaving this way in other countries and not getting their heads lopped off? Of course not. America is the standard bearer with it comes to Freedom and Tolerance.
I am going to propose to classify these three individuals as Protected Resources. With the tv writers on strike, we need all the excitement we can get to be televised in order to save us from reruns.
As far as the second question.
Lincoln Bedroom + Wildfyre + hidden cams.
patsfan1379
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I'd love for you to not take 30% of my paycheck every pay period.
And for the state not to take another piece....
And for the state not to take another piece....
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Kano
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AAP said:
I want steriods to be legal? Alcohol and Cigarettes kill thousand's, hundreds of thousand's of people every year and that shit is legal. There is no proof steriods do. Seem's to me the Goverment is more concerened about making a buck then the well being of the american public.
kano said:
Concerned Citizen,
I fully agree with your statement that cigerettes and alcohol being legal is only because of the profits involved. After all, if everyone was healthy, hospitals and cancer wards would not be making any money. And if alcohol was illegal, the car insurance companies would not be charging such a ridiculous rate for their premiums.
But lets look past the obvious reasons to why steroids are still illegal to use.
Have you seen your Congress up close? Ever notice being obese and inactive seems to be a common trait among them? Yes. Very observant. You see they are secretly disgusted with their old flabby bodies. Instead of putting some effort into changing themselves they instead want to outlaw any body beautification method available to people. While leaving cigerettes and alcohol legal so you can end up just like them. Old and flabby.
Personally I say let the people inject steroids today for a better body and by the end of my term we shall be injecting stem cell advances that transform us into the body of our dreams within one week.
Beautiful people UNITE.
superdave said:
When - not if - I am elected POTUS I will abide by certain expectations and requirements placed upon the premier office of the United States. I can't allow personal interests and conflicts affect my decision making for the nation as a whole.
Thus all source checks will be done by Dick Pound. He has proven time and time again to know exactly where to find the good stuff.
sugarlicious
New member
AAP - How are you going to resolve the issues with the Middle East, they have been fighting for years and we're still no where closer to a resolution in bring the middle east to an equal agreement on both sides for Israelis and Palestinians
Longhorn85
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How will you solve the problem of gun violence in America while respecting the 2d Amendment?
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Kano
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You have given out too much Karma in the last 24 hours, try again later.AAP said:
dammit i can't give out any karma
Longhorn85 said:
Easy.
I will give you the answer regarding solving gun violence without infringing on the 2nd Amendment with needless Gun Control Reform Acts that my established expert has provided :
"We don't need no gun control. Nah, we need some bullet control. That's why I think a bullet should cost $5000. If a bullet cost $5000, there'd be no more innocent bystanders. Ain't no nigga gonna be wildly firing his shit in the air if it cost $5000 per trigger pull. If you got hit with a stray bullet, no need to pay a hospital to take it out, they gone want they bullet back and them bangers gonna come take it out you themselves. On the news, someone got shot, everybody gone be like, oh he must of done something. No more of this innocent shit. Someone paying $5000 to bust a cap in yo ass, then chances are you guilty of something for real."
~ Chris Rock
sugarlicious
New member
AAP - How are you going to resolve the issues with the Middle East, they have been fighting for years and we're still no where closer to a resolution in bring the middle east to an equal agreement on both sides for Israelis and Palestinians
sugarlicious
New member
i want to know how you will answer my question AAP
i am waiting
i am waiting
patsfan1379
New member
AAP said:
LOL
WILL you stop taking 30% of my paycheck every pay period?
Mr. dB said:
I am all for it.
Mainly for the benefits it will bring about. Can you imagine how the economy will boom as outrageous services, caterers, performers, and drugs are snatched up by wedding planners. Sandals all exclusive resorts will have a competitor aimed at the gay honeymooners called Scandals.
Hell, adding a tax onto marriage license will eliminate the national debt after the White Party weekend alone.
And of course, gay divorce is where the motherlode is at. Can you imagine two queers going at it on Divorce Court? Even if the television writers come back from their strike they could never dream up entertainment like that.
needtogetarmy
CEO of Project Mayhem
I think you should run for A.N.U.S. instead. It would me more fitting.
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