i have an erection problem... serious replies only please

[Elite_Fry]

whenever im nude i 90% of the time always get semi or fully erect..
what the hell is with this? i dont like it

 

[casavant]

Even when you're not in a sexual situation? Go with it man. Go crank one off or look at yourself in the mirror and do the dingey dance.

You think I'm kidding?

 

[Elite_Fry]

yes

 

[duritz]

that used to happen to me bro when i was like 18 or so and not sexually experienced. banging enough chicks and having enough sexual experiences will get rid of that quick. i used to get hard while dancing with a chick or even kissing a girl or laying with her while watching a movie. it was pretty embarassing. now i can control it. i only get hard when i want to.

 

[Hoopsdaddy135]

It's all in your mind. Like during middle school when I rode the bus, I'd always get a huge erection on the same part of the trip. I was thinking about it to much so I got one.

When I need it to go down, here are a few of my methods.

- Find the nearest sign or writing. Say each consecutive letter, and go really fast. Then try backwards.
- Think about Sportscenter and the big play recaps they have. Works every time.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

that used to happen to me bro when i was like 18 or so and not sexually experienced. banging enough chicks and having enough sexual experiences will get rid of that quick. i used to get hard while dancing with a chick or even kissing a girl or laying with her while watching a movie. it was pretty embarassing. now i can control it. i only get hard when i want to.

what he said

 

[duritz]

i usually think abotu a big fat chick naked. it usually does the job quite well. it also helps you sober up too

 

[biteme]

that used to happen to me bro when i was like 18 or so and not sexually experienced. banging enough chicks and having enough sexual experiences will get rid of that quick. i used to get hard while dancing with a chick or even kissing a girl or laying with her while watching a movie. it was pretty embarassing. now i can control it. i only get hard when i want to.

Hey, I'll be 38 in a little over an hour and I still get boners when lying with a girl and watching a movie, only I don't get embarrassed, I am proud about it. She should feel good that I am attracted to her.

 

[casavant]

Hey, I'll be 38 in a little over an hour and I still get boners when lying with a girl and watching a movie, only I don't get embarrassed, I am proud about it. She should feel good that I am attracted to her.

I'm not a sexually naive person myself, but I pop chubbies like crazy too. I've always been like that.

 

[2Thick]

Rosane Bar naked
Rosane Bar naked
Rosane Bar naked
Rosane Bar naked
Rosane Bar naked
Rosane Bar naked
Rosane Bar naked
Rosane Bar naked

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

margeret thatcher naked on a cold night,
margeret thatcher naked on a cold night,
margeret thatcher naked on a cold night,

 

[fallenangel]

i remember when i was at school and i hard a massive hard on and the teacher wanted me to get up and speak to the rest of the class, i was like down boy down for fucks sake

 

[rnch]

whenever im nude i 90% of the time always get semi or fully erect..
what the hell is with this? i dont like it

you don't LIKE it??? 30 or 40 years from now you'll be paying money for viagra to pop wood on demand.

enjoy it while it lasts.................i know i am!!!!!!!!!