I have a confession to make

[Nathan]

I totally check underneath my bed before I go to sleep every night. The closets too. It's true. I'm not checking for guys with guns and stuff, though come to think of it I suppose I'd be pretty happy if I spotted one of those guys under there before I fell asleep and was able to run away in time. Anyways, I'm usually checking for monsters and other things that might have some kind of magical powers that might rival my own magical powers, as unlikely as that is to believe. I guess even big tough guys with amazing magical powers like me get scared sometimes too huh? Right guys? I just want to be loved you know. Uh oh, I think I heard something. I'm going to make a dash for the front door and if I'm not back in a few minutes then someone call Harry Potter...he'll know what to do.

 

[A.R. DIAMOND]

I jack off before i go to bed. IS that the same?

 

[bwood]

you are checking for your roomie
and his magic potion...

doesnt he call it abracdabra-eze???


fag...

 

[Nathan]

you are checking for your roomie
and his magic potion...

doesnt he call it abracdabra-eze???


fag...

You aren't funny. Or clever. You'd better go regroup at McDonald's and then come back and take another shot at it. Bitch.

 

[bwood]

You aren't funny. Or clever. You'd better go regroup at McDonald's and then come back and take another shot at it. Bitch.

i'm gonna piss under your bed...

rabble rabble...

 

[PoyeBoy]

yo b-wood, meat me at the micky d's on 108th and fleetwood

If im not there in 20 mins, just wait longer

 

[Nathan]

i'm gonna piss under your bed...

rabble rabble...

I'm doubting very highly that you actually took the time to regroup at MickyD's.

 

[bwood]

I'm doubting very highly that you actually took the time to regroup at MickyD's.

bloodfart...

 

[bwood]

read my response on darktooth's toe rot
thread...

i was picturing you nathan
when i wrote it...

 

[Nathan]

bloodfart...

Nice save Nancy.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Hey fagtricks, The cobra is at mick and dons, repeat the cobra is at mick and dons. Ill be hiding behind the bushes by the ladies bathrooms. Dont ask don tell policy

 

[supersizeme]

i usually find myself checking the toilet for floaters before i go to sleep. nothing worse than waking up in the morning and finding a few stragglers left behind for some afterhours swimming. you may be wondering to yourself, what's the big deal. but generally when i go to the bathroom, i stand in the toilet. i find it's easier to aim straight down, than to have to angle the stream and invariably piss all over the seat.