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I have a cofession

you're a man, you're gay, you're digger and you love me.
 
Ummm.... wait, you aren't like going to get child support from me are you.

Ok, guys I take it back! I'm gay... there is no way that child could be mine...

The judge will believe that... right?
 
Comeon, you guys saw pics of my penis... this is no way it could fit in there.. she still has a hymen.
 
Damn... I didn't leave a jerkoff towel laying around did I?
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Ummm.... wait, you aren't like going to get child support from me are you.

Ok, guys I take it back! I'm gay.
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so we were right all along??

all the macho sex talk was just a cover up???
 
It was one of those damn cum-cubes you like to rub all over your virgin body wasn't it! Damn, I should never have made those!
 
Damn you gonelifting... look what your stupid cumcubes thread started!
 
tripleblonde said:
I'm preganant with BBF's child...but my hymen is still intact. How did this happen?
it's a riddle
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You are the Virgin Mary incarnate??
:angel: :Pope: ;)
 
tripleblonde said:
I'm preganant with BBF's child...but my hymen is still intact. How did this happen?
it's a riddle
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That's easy...you let him take it down the dirt road and some of the swimmers swam outta the bunghole and into the gash...
 
Gambino said:
That's easy...you let him take it down the dirt road and some of the swimmers swam outta the bunghole and into the gash...
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I plead the 5th, orb. Anywho we all know anal sex does not break a hymen, thus one can do this and still be a virgin technically. I better just shut up now...I don't have the $$$ for child support....
 
errrrr there is a cosmetic procedure where the hymen is either put back together or a new one made...its done in saudi last time i heard

sorry to be so boring lol
 
Gambino said:
That's easy...you let him take it down the dirt road and some of the swimmers swam outta the bunghole and into the gash...
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I wouldn't mind taking a trip down that road myself. I bet the scenery is beautiful. :p
 
GoldenDelicious said:
errrrr there is a cosmetic procedure where the hymen is either put back together or a new one made...its done in saudi last time i heard

sorry to be so boring lol
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dude ill do it for $35 with a staple gun and fiberglass resin.
 
Riddle? You're kidding. It's obvious you were backdoor'ed by BBF, he ripped your taint, and through the law of diffusion (movement of material from an area of high concentration to low concentration) some spermies made it into your fallopian tubes.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Uh huh, you sure seem to forget alot of things, babe.
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lol.....i remember this thread, but i just got an even better laugh reading through it....i think i was a little happy when i made this....

btw: where is my child support?
 
tripleblonde said:
lol.....i remember this thread, but i just got an even better laugh reading through it....i think i was a little happy when i made this....

btw: where is my child support?
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Ummmm..... child support? Can we talk about this?

::decides he better get his # changed again::
 
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