I have a cell phone...

[casavant]

I'm probably one of the last people my age to get one. But I canceled my landline phone two months ago so I've been incommunicado long enough. Hey, these things are kind of neat.

LOL. You guys are thinking, "Damn, dude, where the fuck have you been?"

 

[casavant]

I think they might frown on that here at the library. LOL

 

[WODIN]

Sk* jacking off to pics of your nokia doesn't qualify as "phone sex". Your one sick puppy.

Cas. What'd ya get?

 

[the nature boy]

sweet, now you'll have brain cancer like the rest of us.

 

[slickdadd]

I have a jackoflapper 8300x + 3 = y. It is the size of a quark and lets me check my email, bank balance, pulse, and current poo capacity.

 

[casavant]

Sk* jacking off to pics of your nokia doesn't qualify as "phone sex". Your one sick puppy.

Cas. What'd ya get?

The cheapest one, of course. I got a $100 rebate, so I got the Nokia 5170i that was priced at $99.99. So basically, the phone is free. All I had was a normal house phone with caller ID and call waiting. This is like a technological leap for me.

 

[Y_lifter]

You can tell a lot about someone by which ring tone they use...

Tell us cas.. what it the ringer set to right now..

 

[casavant]

You can tell a lot about someone by which ring tone they use...

Tell us cas.. what it the ringer set to right now..

The tone that it had when the dude activated it. It will probably stay that way for a while.

 

[Y_lifter]

Too bad you couldn't get it to growl like the Hulk when someone calls

 

[casavant]

Too bad they don't have a pocket pussy accessory that straps around your penis and vibrates until you nut all over yourself when the phone rings. Now I'd buy that for a dollar.

 

[TEXgrl]

alot of the nokias, and other brands for that matter, do have a vibrate mode......you could fix your own strap or use a rubberband or tape for that matter

i'm just trying to help!

 

[casavant]

alot of the nokias, and other brands for that matter, do have a vibrate mode......you could fix your own strap or use a rubberband or tape for that matter

i'm just trying to help!

If I gave you my number, would you call me every couple of minutes?

 

[TEXgrl]

why certainly, whatever i could do to help the cause!

 

[casavant]

why certainly, whatever i could do to help the cause!

LMAO. I'll let you know when I get a vibrating battery.