i hate texas

[spongebob]

state troopers. i was pulled over tonight for speeding. whats shitty is i was doing 65 to 70 on the on-going ramp to get on the highway where the speedlimit is 70. luchily all i recieved was a warning.
focking clint eastwood,dirty hairy wanna be.

 

[dballer]

that reminds me of the time I bought a used turnip.

 

[spongebob]

that reminds me of the time I bought a used turnip.

go look and see what i found of yours.

 

[dballer]

that is my lost puppy!!! You found him!!! I am gonna get you a new popsicle!!

 

[Bigsatan13]

Nobody likes a sniveler! You are lucky you got a warning. I guarantee if you lived in Jersey, and one of the storm troopers pulled you over you would have been isssued a ticket or two!

 

[spongebob]

make mental note<never visit jersey>

 

[dballer]

that is why is is best to stay in dixie.. those cops in NJ are just pissed cause they have to live there.