I live at the top of a big ass hill (peninsula actually) and there's only a few ways off it. There's a parade tomorrow so most of them are gonna be blocked. I hate parades. Parade floats should be blown up, people in parades should be blown up, people who come up with the idea for parades should be blown up. I hate parades.
Oh man I couldn't agree more. Every year my town has this huge ass festival and every sunday theres a parade well the this damn parade blocks me in every time. Theres no possible way to get out except wait for the parade to end. Well freshmen year after I moved out I thought I had escaped the parade only to get screwed by another one downtown in Chicago. I worked at water tower and there was a parade on michigan avenue right as I got off work. So I was once again stuck because of a damn parade.
I hate parades. Parade floats should be blown up, people in parades should be blown up, people who come up with the idea for parades should be blown up. I hate parades.