I hate my life.

[Bar Room Hero]

I just graduated from college and I'm looking for a job. Every day is the same. I feel like a bum. I hate my girlfriend. She hates me. I have no money. I hate living at home. I hate pennsylvania. I have writer's block. I hate my life.

 

[BO-CEPHUS]

I bet McDonalds is hiring.

 

[HumorMe]

I just graduated from college and I'm looking for a job. Every day is the same. I feel like a bum. I hate my girlfriend. She hates me. I have no money. I hate living at home. I hate pennsylvania. I have writer's block. I hate my life.

You have your health!?! Hell, that counts for something. Things could be worse. hang in there!

 

[Bar Room Hero]

Yes, true. You don't know how good you have it until you're not well physically.

 

[Peyote Killa]

I hate your life too.

 

[Master Bates]

I just graduated from college and I'm looking for a job. Every day is the same. I feel like a bum. I hate my girlfriend. She hates me. I have no money. I hate living at home. I hate pennsylvania. I have writer's block. I hate my life.

Cheer up, Bar Room. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...

...always look on the bright side of life!

Always look on the bright side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...

Come on!

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of sh*t,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life...

Always look on the bright side of life

 

[ShadowKnight]

I just graduated from college and I'm looking for a job. Every day is the same. I feel like a bum. I hate my girlfriend. She hates me. I have no money. I hate living at home. I hate pennsylvania. I have writer's block. I hate my life.

It's only after you've lost everything that you have everything to gain.

Don't forget that you are in control of your life . . . make of it what you wish it to be.

 

[JLo]

I just graduated from college and I'm looking for a job. Every day is the same. I feel like a bum. I hate my girlfriend. She hates me. I have no money. I hate living at home. I hate pennsylvania. I have writer's block. I hate my life.

You WILL find a job - it just takes time and the right job is out there.....

Make the most of your days - even if you're not working.... There's a saying, "You are bored because you're boring..." So - CREATE a life for yourself!!!

If you hate your girlfriend, find a new one - that can be in relation the the prob. above.....create activities to do throughout they day that include MEETING new people!

If you have no money - find a little part time job somewhere without stress just to have a little cash.... and you should enjoy living at home WHILE you can - eventually, you will have to pay all of your OWN bills..... so, appreciate the lack of responsibility while you can!

If you hate PA - then move.

If you have writer's block - then "create" environments that will jar your creativity!! Sit on a bench and "people watch" and creat stories about the people you see and where they are going and what their lives are about!

 

[jennifer BFL chick]

I just graduated from college and I'm looking for a job. Every day is the same. I feel like a bum. I hate my girlfriend. She hates me. I have no money. I hate living at home. I hate pennsylvania. I have writer's block. I hate my life.

This sounds like a line from Limp Bisket.......

 

[Warik]

When all else fails, use logic.

I just graduated from college

Bummer.

I'm looking for a job.

Easiest thing in life to do.

Every day is the same.

At least there are no unexpected surprises to hinder you.

I feel like a bum.

Shave. Cut your hair. Wear something nice. Wear cologne.

I hate my girlfriend. She hates me.

Get a new one.

I have no money.

Get a job.

I hate living at home.

You hate having no bills?

I hate pennsylvania.

It sucks just as bad, or worse, anywhere else.

I have writer's block.

You had no problem in this thread.

I hate my life.

What better way to extract revenge on it than forcing it to do what you wish? Take charge my boy.

-Warik

 

[bigguns7]

Been there.

 

[Train Harder]

I hate my life.

Satanic goatslayer can probably help you with this problem.

 

[Mr.Whoa]

I just graduated from college and I'm looking for a job. Every day is the same. I feel like a bum. I hate my girlfriend. She hates me. I have no money. I hate living at home. I hate pennsylvania. I have writer's block. I hate my life.

Waaaa WAAAAA waaaa awww is the poor baby crying .........

 

[JLo]

Re: Re: I hate my life.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[beefybull]

Just dicking around on the internet I can make $200-300 a month. Try eBay, its pimp as shit and you wouldnt believe the shit people sell on there. Everyone has some shit laying around that they dont want but someone else might shit their pants about. Everyone should be on Ebay.

About your girlfriend, WHY does she hate you and why do you hate her. Or were you just BSing?

Graduated from college - Good job, a lot dont. That gives you more options that quite a few. Make sure you hit those job sites up hardcore. Spend an hour or two making a pimp resume (you can get resume makers at download.com). Then send this resume to EVERYONE involved with the types of jobs you'd like. You're bound to eventually get a decent response.

YOU have to make shit happen.

 

[gwl9dta4]

Re: Re: I hate my life.

When all else fails, use logic.



Bummer.



Easiest thing in life to do.



At least there are no unexpected surprises to hinder you.



Shave. Cut your hair. Wear something nice. Wear cologne.



Get a new one.



Get a job.



You hate having no bills?



It sucks just as bad, or worse, anywhere else.



You had no problem in this thread.



What better way to extract revenge on it than forcing it to do what you wish? Take charge my boy.

-Warik

Man, you are one witty and funny MOFO!!

"What better way to extract revenge on it than forcing it to do what you wish? Take charge my boy."

You know that one is a really good piece of philosophy. Real good.

 

[PinK233]

Why are so many people here depressed??

Sorry to hear

 

[Crazier]

I just graduated from college and I'm looking for a job.

Congrat's on the degree... what did you major in?

Every day is the same.

How is that true?

I feel like a bum.

Do you not have a job while you're looking for a real job?

I hate my girlfriend.

Why are you still with her?

She hates me.

Why is she still with you?

I have no money.

Get a job, eliminate feeling like a bum, and not having any money.

I hate living at home.

Move out of your parent's house.

I hate pennsylvania.

Move out of Pennyslvania.

I have writer's block.

Doing the three things above would eliminate that.

I hate my life.

They would also eliminate this problem.

You need to look at yourself deeply before you can make yourself happy. Sometimes letting go of things, is the best thing a person can do.

What's stopping you?
--

 

[bunnymt]

Here is some cheap advice....BarRoom. Your quote says "sans souci," maybe it would be a good idea for you to heed your quote. "no worries" is the way to be.

bunny

 

[dballer]

Dude.. I think PA is your problem.. I lived in Pittsburgh.. it sucked ass.

I guess there are some good things... since you are a BAR ROOM HERO.... you can drink all the Old German and Iron City you want!

 

[gwl9dta4]

Why are so many people here depressed??

Sorry to hear

HEh, everyone is off cyle.

 

[Lostdog]

Just remember it is always better to look good than to feel good...

 

[Natymike]

I just graduated from college and I'm looking for a job. Every day is the same. I feel like a bum. I hate my girlfriend. She hates me. I have no money. I hate living at home. I hate pennsylvania. I have writer's block. I hate my life.

No offense but I found this post pretty funny, and the fact that your location is "face down in the gutter" is also funny. Just laught at all your misfortunes, thats what I do.