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I left my temporary housing roughly ten minutes ago to purchase a large quantity of beer and other libations. The 2 minute drive to Habib's Joint was a rather pleasant one which only consisted of two right turns and close to 450 feet of asphalt.
Upon entering Habib's astounding establishment, I made my way to the vast selection of hand-crafted, assorted beverages. Habib, with is uncanny smile and spirit says to me, " Hey, T, ..cluck cluck, durka durka"!
I respond with a Happy New Year to him.
The multiple cases of beer and trojans took 2 trips. I carefully placed the carbonated concoctions on the passenger seat as if it were a newborn child being strapped into a safety seat.
As I turn the 2.6 liter engine over, a silence arose.
"Mother Fucker, cawk-sucker, piece of shit", I exclaimed!!!!
I thought maybe my ghetto cruiser was not in gear. So I try again......
"Piece of shit, blaspemous pile of crap", I yelled with a slight crackling in my scratchy, yet deep, husky voice.
The Ghetto Cruiser has lost some life. Thankfully it's only the starter.
Upon entering Habib's astounding establishment, I made my way to the vast selection of hand-crafted, assorted beverages. Habib, with is uncanny smile and spirit says to me, " Hey, T, ..cluck cluck, durka durka"!
I respond with a Happy New Year to him.
The multiple cases of beer and trojans took 2 trips. I carefully placed the carbonated concoctions on the passenger seat as if it were a newborn child being strapped into a safety seat.
As I turn the 2.6 liter engine over, a silence arose.
"Mother Fucker, cawk-sucker, piece of shit", I exclaimed!!!!
I thought maybe my ghetto cruiser was not in gear. So I try again......
"Piece of shit, blaspemous pile of crap", I yelled with a slight crackling in my scratchy, yet deep, husky voice.
The Ghetto Cruiser has lost some life. Thankfully it's only the starter.
