I hate drinking too much

[Peterlumberjack]

i just woke up and realized that i managed to fuck up an inordinate amount of things last night.

never ever go out with an unlocked cell phone in your pocket!!!!!!!

i feel like blackberrys are far more prone to dialing in your pocket than other cell phones.....anyone else agree?

 

[GUESS]

i just woke up and realized that i managed to fuck up an inordinate amount of things last night.

never ever go out with an unlocked cell phone in your pocket!!!!!!!

i feel like blackberrys are far more prone to dialing in your pocket than other cell phones.....anyone else agree?

My ex-girlfriend was a drunk dialer, so bad infact her friends bought her a shirt that said it right across the chest. She was cool though, I miss her.

As for me well....lol, it happens every now and again. The worst was when I left a message for my non blood related super hot cousin to meet me at my pad for some really naughty sex and promised it would never get out to the family, she called back in the morning saying she laughed and had I have caught her 20mins earlier she would have been inclined due to the fact she was pretty drunk and horny herself.....I`m glad it didn`t happen though.....that kinda thing can turn to shit pretty fast!

Long live the bottle!

 

[Peterlumberjack]

My ex-girlfriend was a drunk dialer, so bad infact her friends bought her a shirt that said it right across the chest. She was cool though, I miss her.

As for me well....lol, it happens every now and again. The worst was when I left a message for my non blood related super hot cousin to meet me at my pad for some really naughty sex and promised it would never get out to the family, she called back in the morning saying she laughed and had I have caught her 20mins earlier she would have been inclined due to the fact she was pretty drunk and horny herself.....I`m glad it didn`t happen though.....that kinda thing can turn to shit pretty fast!

Long live the bottle!

my calls were just pocket calls, of me in the middle of my drunken rampage.... i got a very negative text message in response to what was overheard.

 

[GUARDIAN]

what was overheard?

 

[GUESS]

what was overheard?

That and what happened exactly you got me curious?

 

[KickNitRight]

things overheard are always worse than drunk dialing.

 

[Peterlumberjack]

sorry to leave you hanging, i was trying to fix this situation I created. I called a girl that i've been seeing while i was hooking up with a different girl....

text i woke up to was "next time you make out, you should at least make sure your phone is off"

 

[GUARDIAN]

sorry to leave you hanging, i was trying to fix this situation I created. I called a girl that i've been seeing while i was hooking up with a different girl....

text i woke up to was "next time you make out, you should at least make sure your phone is off"

bad luck bro.

 

[hardrock]

I just picked up a Shadow phone from T-mobil. Runs on windows mobil, e-mail, wifi etc. Just like a Blackberry, but different company. Fuckin love the phone, but I am constantly turning the damn thing on or off and caling people while it's in my pocket.

 

[Peterlumberjack]

oh yea, btw we all go to the same gym.....

this is only going to get better


and yea, my old phone never did this to me.... gigantic stupid stress box. thats all this blackberry is.

 

[chewyxrage]

damn, dude - that a little shitty - ya did it to yourself tho


there was another thread around here about blackberrys calling peeps all the time.

Bran called his girlfriend when he was at a strip club, and as you could she imagine heard some bad things, lol.

Did you call the girl back yet?

 

[Peterlumberjack]

yea, i met up with her. I tried to deny it, than she started to play the message for me.....

i dont really remember much of last night. I got kicked out of that bar shortly after that. The reason is still unknown to me.

Not sure if i'd rather my situation or waking up next to the fat girl that my roommate woke up next to.

 

[chewyxrage]

Ah, you were THAT drunk, lmao. So what did the girl say? Is it over?


I've only been kicked out of a bar once for bitch slapping some dude but I wasn't very drunk

 

[Peterlumberjack]

oh, im regularly kicked out of bars.... actually almost every time. Kinda of a running joke with the bartenders..... they usually like me ( big drinker/good tipper).... but bouncers hate me.

not sure whats going to happen with this girl, she seemed pretty upset about it. I feel bad. But i'm definitely not going to let her give me any stress.

we'll see how what happens.....

she did want to go out to dinner...but im still throwing up. Not ready for solid food yet.

 

[chewyxrage]

She wanted to go out to dinner? You're golden. You probably just made her want you more.

 

[Raptorex]

I fell thru a second floor window once and woke up the next day looking at a pretty nurse. She asked me if I wanted any "juice"

I laffed.

 

[Peterlumberjack]

anyone else have a hard time sleeping the night after a drunken rampage??

 

[Stefka]

anyone else have a hard time sleeping the night after a drunken rampage??

Yes

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i used to be a terrible drunk dialer back in teh day, but as i got better at picking girls up etc, drinking sometimes produces all sorts of hilarious stuff - last week some girl drunk dialed me and invited me to have sex in a nightclub, so i stumbled off to find her, lost her, found her again, lost her again, got bored, took her friend home instead, collected another 3 numbers, then woke up to more messages from teh original girl saying that everyone loved me taht night and taht we had to meet up and follow through with the original deal

strange, my life is