I had a good night

[Nathan]

I have a lead on this one girl and this one is way too good to pass up. I went to a modeling pageant of sorts a couple weeks ago - my friend's girlfriend was competing in it so I got to go along with him. Anyways, the girl who won is best friend's with my buddy's girlfriend so I got to meet her after she won and everything. No big deal, she was pretty excited and drunk and shit from having just won so I wasn't really expecting her to even notice me. In any case, my buddy and his gf were at the bar tonight and she told me her friend thought I was cute and she said she'd set it up for me. The problem is she was trashed and so was my buddy and she flipped out on him and was crying and shit and they got into a big fight. The whole time while it's going on I'm thinking, "Holy fuck, he'd better fix this or I'm screwed with her hot pageant-winning friend." I'll have to call him tomorrow and hope he fixed things. He was pretty upset too so I feel kind of bad. You could see on his face he really likes the girl.
In any event, I got that hot blonde's number tonight who I've had my eye on for a while and I'm supposed to go out with her this week. I'm pretty pleased with myself right now and I'll thank you kindly to not go mocking me cruelly and bringing me down. For the record, I'm probably totally going to fuck it up with the blonde and then with the pageant-winner before I even get a date with her. If not then great, but if so then at least I can say I told you so.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

send me a strand of your hair and some nail clippings, ill take care of everything

 

[Nathan]

send me a strand of your hair and some nail clippings, ill take care of everything

I don't understand. Why do you need those things? I just took a big paler hit and am now really dizzy from the tobacco. Cripes man.

 

[slickdadd]

That sounds like an episode of Seinfeld with the first dilemma. Something that would happen to that George fella. That George, what a character!!!

 

[gonelifting]

She`s cheating on you.

 

[Gambino]

sounds like some solid leads...I could use a lead right about now...

 

[Nathan]

That sounds like an episode of Seinfeld with the first dilemma. Something that would happen to that George fella. That George, what a character!!!

Are you saying I'm like Constanza? I hardly think I deserved a comment like that. This isn't over slickdadd. Not by a longshot.

 

[hardrock]

There's hot chicks in Canada?

 

[Nathan]

There's hot chicks in Canada?

Lots of 'em.

 

[slickdadd]

So, are you in with the pageant winner or not? I can't sleep at night.

 

[Nathan]

So, are you in with the pageant winner or not? I can't sleep at night.

This may be more of a long-term goal it looks like, but it's all good. I called my friend today and he said he was going to break up with his gf, which means my "in" is no longer good most likely. However, I did fail to mention that when his gf was all crying and pissed at him because she said she caught him fooling around with some other girl in the back of the bar, she asked me to leave with her. She's told me she thinks I'm attractive so if she isn't dating my friend anymore I doubt she'd help me nail her friend. In any event, I'm not out of the game yet but I can't exactly explain how without giving more than I want to away.
I really don't care all that much at the moment anyways since I think I'm going to focus on the other girl who I'm supposed to go out with on Wednesday for this week and see what happens there. Plus, I still haven't exactly completely ended it with the other girl at the bar (even though we haven't been sleeping together for a while) and I've been meaning to do that. I'm a bit of a pussy you have to understand and I'm not all that enthusiastic about confrontation. I'll let you know when this all blows up in my face and I'm getting no action whatsoever, and you'd better believe it's damn near inevitable I'll screw shit up. Fuck you.

 

[vinylgroover]

Fuck it.

 

[Nathan]

Fuck it.

Fuck what?

 

[BonerBoy]

just do exactly the opposite of what you'd normaly do, no probs orbi

 

[Lumberg]

nathan, just remember: second hold from the back of the neck. simply repeat this to yourself like a mantra whenever you get nervous or feel like you are fucking it up. you're golden. like Anquan Boldin.

 

[Nathan]

nathan, just remember: second hold from the back of the neck. simply repeat this to yourself like a mantra whenever you get nervous or feel like you are fucking it up. you're golden. like Anquan Boldin.

I hate you so much.

 

[Lumberg]

I hate you so much.

no

 

[puddlemonkey]

Fuck what?

It. Right in the pooper.