I got stoned at the Nail Salon.

[biteme]

While waiting on my girl to get her nails done, damn that stuff smelled good and gave me an awesome buzz.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Damn, I was hoping for the other definition of stoning.

 

[jerkbox]

you should have wacked off....wacking off stoned is great!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Whacking off in any state of mind is great.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Wait, except on coke!