I get my review at work today.

[Lestat]

Here is a preview:

"Lestat is definitely a good asset to Corporate IT. It is encouraging to see him getting more responsibilities, and handling them successfully. He should go far within our organization, and should be giving more independent projects.", "Always delivers on goals and works hard to meet our deadlines.", "No matter how convoluted the reporting requirements are passed to him, his output is always accurate showing great a deal in detail."


I'll let you know what my raise and bonus are.. i find out at 3pm

 

[Forge]

I like your women threads better.

 

[cornfish]

Last review i got our north american VP emails me a word doc saying to fill it out objectively. I, of course, treated it like a joke and made myself out to be the next Houdini of our division and he made me VP with a raise.

I still have no idea how that happened, but i guess the older you get, the more valuable charisma is, compared with good old fashioned marketable skills

 

[AAP]

Good luck bro. And make sure you have a copy of all correspondence from your review in case you need it in the future should you apply for a new job somewhere else and they give you a not-so-stellar review when the new company calls. (yes, it happens.)

 

[Razorguns]

Boy have you got them scammed! lol.

Just jokin' bro. Congrats.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

prolly got fired

 

[Lestat]

prolly got fired

lol.. still here

review is in 30 mins

 

[jnevin]

Good luck man.

 

[gonelifting]

I forwarded them all your sobbing threads of your girlfriend/ex/now girlfriend. That should seal the deal.

Doh! low blow, sorry.

 

[Lestat]

I forwarded them all your sobbing threads of your girlfriend/ex/now girlfriend. That should seal the deal.

Doh! low blow, sorry.

its cool mang, I can take it.. I'll just write it off as payback for the "mohawk" comment back when you posted your pic

 

[Diggerman]

I hope they fired your Ass

 

[jackangel]

i'd like to know all the $ details, raise, bonus, new salary, etc...

thanks

also, i've always thought of you like a brother. i mean it.

 

[Lestat]

i'd like to know all the $ details, raise, bonus, new salary, etc...

thanks

also, i've always thought of you like a brother. i mean it.

details coing shortly..

 

[seizer]

So is this like a B+ report?

 

[Diggerman]

details coing shortly..

Let me quess .. new sweeping brush and overcoat?

 

[jackangel]

bro, i'm back from a short run, breathless not only from the exertion, but also from anticipation.

and yet...no hard numbers.

did you tell them you're the founder/president of the iron cocks? there's no way they could fake on that funk.

 

[Lestat]

ok here it is.

2.4% raise to 28.48/hr
1,300.00 bonus
250 stock options

keep in mind this is a bi-annual raise, I'll get the same or better in October, probably better.

 

[seizer]

ok here it is.

2.4% raise to 28.48/hr
1,300.00 bonus
250 stock options

keep in mind this is a bi-annual raise, I'll get the same or better in October, probably better.

Nice, thats like an eigth an hour.

 

[AAP]

Way to go bro.

But continue to steal as much shit from the supply closet as you can.

 

[jackangel]

gosh all those raises

* gets back to job search *

hell, if i could get a job with QCOM for some good USD down in SD, i would dig that.

 

[Lestat]

gosh all those raises

* gets back to job search *

hell, if i could get a job with QCOM for some good USD down in SD, i would dig that.

check out the website for current job listing mang.

 

[jackangel]

check out the website for current job listing mang.

checked, not much there, applied to one. god, why the motherfuck does EVERY resume cut n paste form have to be so small, and this shitty fucker doesn't even let you see what it looks like.

 

[courtneybcca]

congrats... You will have to take me out for that coffee you have been talking about

 

[Lestat]

congrats... You will have to take me out for that coffee you have been talking about

just let me know when!@

 

[spongebob]

congrats. now buy me some karma bitch!!!

 

[Lestat]

will do spongebobyourknob

 

[lickin lollypops]

Congrats on your awesome review....
Oh yeah of course your raise, bonus' and stock options!

 

[Elite_Fry]

lestat whats your job please

 

[chewyxrage]

Nice, thats like an eigth an hour.

of dirty mexi shwag

otherwise it's a gram an hour

 

[jackangel]

of dirty mexi shwag

otherwise it's a gram an hour

shut up pig taint sausage boy

 

[chewyxrage]

shut up pig taint sausage boy

ok you *insert random objects here* boy

 

[Lestat]

lestat whats your job please

Intermediate Programmer Analyst