I DON'T work for you

[Evil_Frisky]

I don't even work for the same company as you... the only thing that links us together is that we share the same office.. So why in the hell do you feel the need to come to me with all your damn problems? I can give a flying feck less if you don't have powerpoint... I don't care if you feel you 'HAVE' to print everything in color and all you can do is print in black in white.

Every damn salesman you hire needs not contact me to purchase their business card or set them up an email address....

I AM NOT YOUR GO TO GIRL.. LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT!

I have my own work to do... Your issues do not supersede them. Don't stand at my office door expecting me to Jump when you say BOO and run over to your creepy little office for you to look at me all weird and stuff creeping me out even more to fix all the problems you've created on your computer because the company didn't offer Window's XP 101 for your 'Big Wig Corporate Ass'

Ask the chick sitting at desk 2 to print your crap... I'm sure she can put down the pizza and the Coke for all of 2 seconds to get this done. I'm busy posting on EF leave me alone

*end rant*


Should I email this to that damn jerk?

 

[hamstershaver]

go get me some coffee

 

[pintoca]

and doughnuts... and don't eat them on the way back, we know you munch on them too much

 

[Dunk]

I don't even work for the same company as you... the only thing that links us together is that we share the same office.. So why in the hell do you feel the need to come to me with all your damn problems? I can give a flying feck less if you don't have powerpoint... I don't care if you feel you 'HAVE' to print everything in color and all you can do is print in black in white.

Every damn salesman you hire needs not contact me to purchase their business card or set them up an email address....

I AM NOT YOUR GO TO GIRL.. LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT!

I have my own work to do... Your issues do not supersede them. Don't stand at my office door expecting me to Jump when you say BOO and run over to your creepy little office for you to look at me all weird and stuff creeping me out even more to fix all the problems you've created on your computer because the company didn't offer Window's XP 101 for your 'Big Wig Corporate Ass'

Ask the chick sitting at desk 2 to print your crap... I'm sure she can put down the pizza and the Coke for all of 2 seconds to get this done. I'm busy posting on EF leave me alone

*end rant*


Should I email this to that damn jerk?

sooo what are we doing for lunch. we ordering in?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

go get me some coffee

He better NEVER ask me to do that shit... I've only once in 5 years done that for MY boss... and he was hesitant to drink it.. LOL

The thing is this man has girls working for him... My company is seperate whole nother ball game here... They do all this office crap I am a design drafter who also does alot of the IT work here but damn... printing isn't that complicated.

 

[pintoca]

He better NEVER ask me to do that shit... I've only once in 5 years done that for MY boss... and he was hesitant to drink it.. LOL

lmao, I remember that thread!!!

 

[Becoming]

Look, if you want to walk around like this at the office:

you can do whatever the hell you want for all I care.

 

[artrius]

i provide professional assasin services at quite the affordable price, able to fit most's budget range. PM me for details.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Look, if you want to walk around like this at the office:

you can do whatever the hell you want for all I care.

LOL

I'm sure I'd get even more creepy looks from him

 

[tuc biscuit]

when people say stuff like this to me I tell them they have 2 options

1. go tell them to not bother you ever again

2. shut up and stop whining till you do it

 

[Becoming]

LOL

I'm sure I'd get even more creepy looks from him

yeah but think how popular you'd be with everyone else...

they'd be getting YOU coffee! (or protein shakes or whatever you want)

 

[tiger88]

what kind of shoes do u wear to work?

u still wear thiose 5 inch spiked heels at work

please say yes

 

[Becoming]

what kind of shoes do u wear to work?

u still wear thiose 5 inch spiked heels at work

please say yes

see. tiger88 woudl get you more coffee than you could ever drink

 

[Gambino]

is this about jerseyart some how?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

when people say stuff like this to me I tell them they have 2 options

1. go tell them to not bother you ever again

2. shut up and stop whining till you do it

I don't whine here at work.. Only to you guys on ef and doubtful If I'd say this out loud it would sound like whining ... more like screaming.. LOL

This guy DOESN'T get it.. no matter what I tell him.

He came in for powerpoint twice.. first time I told him that I don't have it... gave him a contact to find it. Then yesterday he's back.. Did you ever find that powerpoint for me? Uh.. Bob.. I said you'll have to contact Dana I don't have it and I'm busy.

he's the type.. (one of the owners brothers) that walked in and thinks everyone should bow at his stinky little feet and praise him for having the same blood flow thru his viens..

Hell ... I don't bow to ANYONE.. the only time I'm down that low is when.. er eh.. off subject.. AND NO I DON'T DO THAT AT THE OFFICE .. lol

so you see.. its a potential flame fest if I let my tounge loose beings the owner of the company I work for shares ownership with this sister company... I'm like fucked aren't I?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

what kind of shoes do u wear to work?

u still wear thiose 5 inch spiked heels at work

please say yes

LOL

Most of my spikes are 4"ers right now I have some 3" ones on but I have before and will be more in the next few weeks walking around in my glass 5" slippers

 

[The_Ghost]

Woman bake me some pie

 

[Evil_Frisky]

is this about jerseyart some how?

Please don't ruin my thread with your foul mouth.. thanks

 

[Becoming]

so you see.. its a potential flame fest if I let my tounge loose beings the owner of the company I work for shares ownership with this sister company... I'm like fucked aren't I?

yeah, I am like that too. I can't take shit from anyone. Usually what works good though is just putting the person in their place the first time, then they don't think that shit will fly.

Usually it takes something subtle anyways, like looking at them like they are fucking crazy, or lauging and walking away.

LOL

 

[Evil_Frisky]

see. tiger88 woudl get you more coffee than you could ever drink

LOL

I have a feeling tiger would just let me get my own coffee

 

[DIVISION]

is this about jerseyart some how?

DIV

 

[Evil_Frisky]

yeah, I am like that too. I can't take shit from anyone. Usually what works good though is just putting the person in their place the first time, then they don't think that shit will fly.

Usually it takes something subtle anyways, like looking at them like they are fucking crazy, or lauging and walking away.

LOL

He got the look this morning when he walked in and asked where the paper was he emailed me to print.

This sister company is run assbackwards... I laugh everday at their policy or lack of. None of the others fuck with me... They all started this way until I blew.. they don't take subtle hint.. hell they don't take NO. He's a newbee... Looks like i'm gonna have to layeth the smack down.

 

[artrius]

I don't whine here at work.. Only to you guys on ef and doubtful If I'd say this out loud it would sound like whining ... more like screaming.. LOL

This guy DOESN'T get it.. no matter what I tell him.

He came in for powerpoint twice.. first time I told him that I don't have it... gave him a contact to find it. Then yesterday he's back.. Did you ever find that powerpoint for me? Uh.. Bob.. I said you'll have to contact Dana I don't have it and I'm busy.

he's the type.. (one of the owners brothers) that walked in and thinks everyone should bow at his stinky little feet and praise him for having the same blood flow thru his viens..

Hell ... I don't bow to ANYONE.. the only time I'm down that low is when.. er eh.. off subject.. AND NO I DON'T DO THAT AT THE OFFICE .. lol

so you see.. its a potential flame fest if I let my tounge loose beings the owner of the company I work for shares ownership with this sister company... I'm like fucked aren't I?

Ok here's what you do. You waltz in wearing those 5" daggers-spikes-heels or whatever you call them, act all sexy and nice (i know you can, its genetic for women), and then when he's about to wet himself and is completely defenseless, you ram that heel in to whereever you feel appropriate. I think he'll get the point then (pun intended).

Oh and be sure to have some pics/videos for me

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Woman bake me some pie

peach?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Ok here's what you do. You waltz in wearing those 5" daggers-spikes-heels or whatever you call them, act all sexy and nice (i know you can, its genetic for women), and then when he's about to wet himself and is completely defenseless, you ram that heel in to whereever you feel appropriate. I think he'll get the point then (pun intended).

Oh and be sure to have some pics/videos for me

Ewwwwwwww I can't act sexy. I'm about as gracefull as aap on a first date.

 

[The_Ghost]

peach?

otay!!!!!!!!!

 

[artrius]

Ewwwwwwww I can't act sexy. I'm about as gracefull as aap on a first date.

Sorry, but I'm gonna have to call you on this BULLSHIT. Just look at your avatar. nuff said.

 

[artrius]

peach?

no no no, pecan :

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Sorry, but I'm gonna have to call you on this BULLSHIT. Just look at your avatar. nuff said.

I'm standing still... LOL

 

[Becoming]

Ewwwwwwww I can't act sexy. I'm about as gracefull as aap on a first date.

guys don't need an act. They just need something hot to look at... LOL

you think we are more sophisticated than we are...


I hear you on laying the smack down. sometimes it just comes to that. I had this one co-worker that thought he was a funny fucker one time and the hints didn't get through, always fucking talking my ear off and shit... so one day I just was like "look dude you need to shut the fuck up and sit down somewherre over there or I am going to beat the living shit out of you!" my boss was like "uh ____, I think you should leave Becoming alone from now on"

LOL

 

[Evil_Frisky]

guys don't need an act. They just need something hot to look at... LOL

you think we are more sophisticated than we are...


I hear you on laying the smack down. sometimes it just comes to that. I had this one co-worker that thought he was a funny fucker one time and the hints didn't get through, always fucking talking my ear off and shit... so one day I just was like "look dude you need to shut the fuck up and sit down somewherre over there or I am going to beat the living shit out of you!" my boss was like "uh ____, I think you should leave Becoming alone from now on"

LOL

LOL

I like to be alone.. my boss knows this. I was the only fem in the office for 3 years and didn't mind one bit. Every now and then a newbee comes in with this all greater than thou attitude but it doesn't last long.

I've blown up ONCE really bad... I actually told the Foreman to get the Fuck out of my office... and to leave me the Fuck alone... if he had a problem with me go to my boss.. I didn't have the patience or the time to deal with him.

I think I shocked the hell out of him.. my boss.. and the other engineer.

 

[Becoming]

I've blown up ONCE really bad... I actually told the Foreman to get the Fuck out of my office... and to leave me the Fuck alone... if he had a problem with me go to my boss.. I didn't have the patience or the time to deal with him.

I think I shocked the hell out of him.. my boss.. and the other engineer.

that is awesome. what is funny is when peeps think they can get away with some bs and then back down when reality sets in that they are a punkass... wtf were they thinking? (I always wonder)

 

[Dial_tone]

*end rant*


Should I email this to that damn jerk?

no need, he's probably on EF too.

 

[artrius]

I'm standing still... LOL

If that's good enough for me, i'm sure it will be good enough for any ingrate.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

.......Should I email this to that damn jerk?

No.

Instead, quietly approach him, then abruptly grab him by his collar and slam him up against a wall. With your hand clenched in a moderately-tight grip around his throat, repeat your initial post to him verbatim. For added effect, speak through your teeth with your jaw tightly clenched, and if you can muster a little spit whenever you pronounce the letters "p" or "s", all the better.

Important note: you must maintain direct eye contact the entire time, and keep blinking to a minimum.

I've found that this "psychopath on the verge of snapping" is extremely effective at getting the point across.

Oh...when you decide to release him from the wall, politely re-adjust his shirt and collar for him, then smile sincerely and tell him to have a nice day. A couple of little open-handed "love-taps" on the cheek is a nice touch as well.

(or not)

 

[jackangel]

this is what happens when you let women in the workplace

 

[slat1]

damn... printing isn't that complicated.

I have a client who doesn't know how to use email. Does not know how to use the answering machine... AND... does not know how to use the "caller ID function"....
I should say I HAD a client!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

No.

Instead, quietly approach him, then abruptly grab him by his collar and slam him up against a wall. With your hand clenched in a moderately-tight grip around his throat, repeat your initial post to him verbatim. For added effect, speak through your teeth with your jaw tightly clenched, and if you can muster a little spit whenever you pronounce the letters "p" or "s", all the better.

Important note: you must maintain direct eye contact the entire time, and keep blinking to a minimum.

I've found that this "psychopath on the verge of snapping" is extremely effective at getting the point across.

Oh...when you decide to release him from the wall, politely re-adjust his shirt and collar for him, then smile sincerely and tell him to have a nice day. A couple of little open-handed "love-taps" on the cheek is a nice touch as well.

(or not)

Damn that sounds good!

I'll go sell tickets now.. I'll make a heaping of money from all my other co-workers

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Damn that sounds good!

I'll go sell tickets now.. I'll make a heaping of money from all my other co-workers

Glad to be of service

(I'm good like that )

 

[musclemuscle]

remind me again why i read this thread???

oh yeah i am bored out of my mind