I don't know about you......

[slickdadd]

....but there are few things that make me angrier then a computer's mishaps. Be it the shitty pentium 2 here at work struggling to open notepad for 3 minutes, or an untimely crash, nothing gets my blood boiling more. It always happens right at the worst time as well. After i type some long inane post like i'm doing now, and about to hit submit, and the mouse just stops, and vamoose. It makes me want to go "falling down" on my entire city. I basically just stare at the screen, breathe really heavy, and lip sync a bunch of expletives before i collect my cool. One day though, i'm gonna be on the trails of some hot porn, and its gonna freeze up, and people are gonna bleed. One day......

 

[casavant]

I saw one of those "Caught On Camera" shows where a guy just lost it and threw his monitor on the ground, then started beating his keyboard over the desk. It was pretty funny.

 

[slickdadd]

I saw one of those "Caught On Camera" shows where a guy just lost it and threw his monitor on the ground, then started beating his keyboard over the desk. It was pretty funny.

That guy is my mentor

 

[casavant]

It was cool. This slovenly, dumpy office guy just letting the animal out.

 

[WODIN]

I use a P4 1.5 ghz machine with 1 gig of ram, you would think that a system wouldn't dump...it will and does.

OH well.....

 

[Nathan]

I just stick up my middle finger and ram my fist, palm inwards, at my computer screen repeatedly. I then scream, "How the fuck do you like that? I swear to God try this shit again and I'll urinate all over you...." I then proceed to unzip my pants and usually just before whipping it out someone walks in. One of these times though no one is gonna walk in and this damn computer is gonna get it.