I didn't go to work today

[the_clockwork]

I took the day off and I am just laying here by my pool reading, posting on the laptop, drinking a gin and tonic.. fuck I'm livin it up!

 

[PICK3]

me either

shit is piled up on my desk

boss is pissed

 

[jack sparrow]

Gin and tonic this early?? Fahque.

 

[mobro]

working today, gathering info for a contract bid. exciting day though, had a vbied blow up just outside the wall. knocked plaster off the wall and busted all the windows! wish i was by the pool! lol

 

[Faizakafez]

i blacked out on the subaway today.. thought i was going to die today.. im lving it up

 

[TC2]

I called in sick also, woke up with a really bad stomach ache and said fuck it.

 

[PICK3]

bunch of slackers up in here

 

[jack sparrow]

bunch of slackers up in here

You at home too PICK?

 

[PICK3]

You at home too PICK?

yep

 

[Kano]

i called in sick as well

 

[jack sparrow]

Fuck sakes, am I the only one posting from work instead of home today?

 

[Faizakafez]

im at work just doing nothing

 

[PICK3]

Fuck sakes, am I the only one posting from work instead of home today?

I NEVER post from work.

Big Bro is watching

 

[Faizakafez]

i post more at work then at home :S

 

[jack sparrow]

I NEVER post from work.

Big Bro is watching

I though your ISP shut you down and you dropped you loot on some wine and xannies?

 

[nefertiti]

I'm at work...being unproductive. My department is in mayhem right now.Four people have quit in the last week and three just yesterday.

 

[PICK3]

I called in due to a lack of interest.

Got $20 worth of Powerball tickets in my car ... pretty sure work is a "non-issue"

 

[jack sparrow]

I'm at work...being unproductive. My department is in mayhem right now.Four people have quit in the last week and three just yesterday.

They have computers at Burger World??

 

[jack sparrow]

I called in due to a lack of interest.

Got $20 worth of Powerball tickets in my car ... pretty sure work is a "non-issue"

lmao

 

[the_clockwork]

They have computers at Burger World??

lollerskates

 

[blueta2]

I'm at work...being unproductive. My department is in mayhem right now.Four people have quit in the last week and three just yesterday.

wow, why are so many quitting? Do you work in sales?

 

[Gambino]

i;m staying home so i can catch up on my juicing

 

[the_clockwork]

i;m staying home so i can catch up on my juicing

tight bro!

what are you running? You got like 23 years to catch up on, your ass is gonna be sore

 

[jack sparrow]

i;m staying home so i can catch up on my juicing

Are you injecting the winny or drinking the winny? Winny goes down pretty smooth when mixed but don't drink the prop, the tren, or the eq.

 

[Gambino]

Are you injecting the Winstrol - stanozolol or drinking the Winstrol - stanozolol? Winny goes down pretty smooth when mixed but don't drink the testosterone propionate, the trenbolone, or the Equipoise - boldenone undecylenate - .

i mix my stanzololololololol with vodka and cranberry juice

 

[jack sparrow]

i mix my stanzololololololol with vodka and cranberry juice

Winny mixed with vodka - an alcoholic liquor originally distilled from fermented wheat mash but now also made from a mash of rye, corn, or potatoes and cranberry - a mat-forming, evergreen shrub (Vaccinium macrocarpum) of eastern North America, having pink flowers and tart, red, edible berries sounds pretty good.

 

[the_clockwork]

stanzolololololololol goes good w/ chlorine

 

[nefertiti]

wow, why are so many quitting? Do you work in sales?

I work for a big investment banking firm.

People are quitting because my boss is a...how did I put it yesterday....steaming pile of donkey shit?

One last week quit just because he was fed up. One yesterday quit because of stress. Two others quit directly because of something our boss did to me on Tuesday that he'll probably get fired for when he comes back from leave. He used to be sane but the last six months this guy has just lost his marbles.

 

[the_clockwork]

good times

 

[jnevin]

I have the worst stinger in my neck today and I have to sit in cont. ed. classes from noon to ten tonight. This is going to be fantastic. I need some somas or something.

 

[the_clockwork]

schools for losers

 

[jnevin]

schools for losers

Well, continuing ed is for staying licensed and making money, so I gots to be a loser for 10 hours today, 10 hours Tuesday, and another 5 on Thursday again. Fahk.

 

[the_clockwork]

I do not envy you. I'm so glad to be out of school but I feel your pain. I did 8 hours 5 days a week and worked a shitty underpaid part time job.. what a life!

 

[jnevin]

I do not envy you. I'm so glad to be out of school but I feel your pain. I did 8 hours 5 days a week and worked a shitty underpaid part time job.. what a life!

I just need 20 hours every two years. These muscle spasms are what's going to make it such a long day.

 

[the_clockwork]

I just need 20 hours every two years. These muscle spasms are what's going to make it such a long day.

alieve.. you working on computer all day?

 

[jnevin]

alieve.. you working on computer all day?

It's usually some videos and an instructor. I'm thinking 2 somas and a few lortab should get me loose. I wish I could lay on a softball or some shit for a while.

 

[the_clockwork]

It's usually some videos and an instructor. I'm thinking 2 somas and a few lortab should get me loose. I wish I could lay on a softball or some shit for a while.

wtf lay on a softball?

 

[jnevin]

wtf lay on a softball?

Yeah. I usually do that when I have knots or to loosen up tight muscles. It hurts like a bitch at first, but it works the kinks out. Calves, I.T. bands, and lats are the worst.

 

[the_clockwork]

you roll around on it or what?

 

[jnevin]

you roll around on it or what?

Just put it under a knot and let your body weight knead it out until it releases.

 

[jackangel]

me neither. i called in swole.

aka too jacked for doorways.

 

[PICK3]

I called in too str8 for work

 

[the_clockwork]

I called in too lazy for work

 

[jnevin]

I never even have to call if I don't want to come in.

 

[the_clockwork]

are you a racecar driver?

 

[jerkbox]

i jacked off at work today

 

[the_clockwork]

i jacked off at work today

at ure desk?

 

[jnevin]

are you a racecar driver?

Scat porn fluffer.

 

[the_clockwork]

awesome. guess if you aren't there there are plenty of others willing to fill you

 

[jerkbox]

at ure desk?

yep.

 

[the_clockwork]

are you in a cubicle or open?

 

[jackangel]

on ure desk?

probably.

 

[jerkbox]

are you in a cubicle or open?

right out in the open, for everyone to see......is this turning you on?

 

[the_clockwork]

well it wasn't odd for him until his coworker, who sits directly across from him, looked up and saw jerkbox staring him down and his shoulder moving rather quickly

 

[the_clockwork]

right out in the open, for everyone to see......is this turning you on?

I'm on 1.5 grams of test.. seeing a rabbit turns me on

listening to you tell me stories about jerking off.. does not

 

[puddlemonkey]

Fuck sakes, am I the only one posting from work instead of home today?

I'm at work, most of my posting is done from here. I haven't called in sick for my 11 year work history. Although I have been sent home twice for coming in sick.

 

[the_clockwork]

I'm at work, most of my posting is done from here. I haven't called in sick for my 11 year work history. Although I have been sent home twice for coming in sick.

hardcore

 

[puddlemonkey]

Damn str8t skippy!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I hate being reliable