I cannot stress this enough

[WarriorPL]

Cold toilet seats fucking suck.

 

[gymrat]

Never gave it much thought before.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Cold toilet seats fucking suck.

I would much rather sit on a cold toilet seat then a warm toilet seat. How the hell do you think it got warm? Some other guys big fat hairy ass sitting on it.

 

[distanced]

karma thread

 

[Bullit]

Re: Re: I cannot stress this enough

I would much rather sit on a cold toilet seat then a warm toilet seat. How the hell do you think it got warm? Some other guys big fat hairy ass sitting on it.

Word.

I just had to make poops and the seat was warm...

 

[Testosterone boy]

Wimp, dig a snow cave with one set of clothes, get them soaking wet then spend the night at -35 F with a howling blizzard placing a foot of snow on your sleeping bag. Wake up and break the ice on your clothes so you can put them on. Then hike out against this howling blizzard. Watch fingers and toes turn purple and skin fall off during upcoming week.

Ah the judgement of a high school kid who quickly packs with a hang over.

Cold toilet seats?

 

[theoak01]

my fucking mom left the window in our bathroom open after a shower last winter and I went in to shit and I could tell by the air it would be cold.

solution=blow dryer on the seat

 

[fogg88]

Cold toilet seats fucking suck.

...got your tongue stuck to it?

 

[Gemini_Man]

I hate when I gotta go in the middle of the night. Damn cold thing really wakes me up then!

 

[duritz]

a wet toilet seat is worse dude. Cuz u have no clue what the wetness is from.

 

[Bullit]

a wet toilet seat is worse dude. Cuz u have no clue what the wetness is from.

Actually I have a pretty good idea.

 

[The Ranger]

We had an outhouse as a kid, try hitting th shitter in January at night....heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[Spruceman]

You think an outhouse is bad. Before I built the outhouse at the WVa place. I'd just shit outside and put a rock over it. In the winter, you had to squat down facing the wind, because if you had your backside to the wind it could be fatal. The wind could blow so hard that the shit could hardly come out and a strong gust could blow the shit right back into your ass pushing it back up the digestive tract with such force that it could couse your head to explode or blow your head clear off your body.

That's how they get so many of those bodies with heads missing, or with heads that exploded to use in the real gory horror movies. So just think of how lucky you are and never again complain of a cold toilet seat.

 

[rsnoble]

You have no idea dude. Try working construction and have to use a johny outside during a 10degree day! Then bitch about it!