I ate 11 crickets saterday night

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this club was doing a fear factor thing and said they needed one guy and one girl. we got up there and they handed us a glass of crickets and a beer chaser.

they said go and I swallowed the whole cup like I was swallowing liver pills, then pounded the whole beer before she had even finished her crickets. I look down and there was one hoping on the table and I thought it was one of mine. I was like, oh crap, grabbed that thing and down the hatch he went.

I got a t shirt and 50$ and met a ton of girls after that. wow what a night

 

[casavant]

Ya know, working in the bar business, I've seen people blow chunks of all colors, textures, and consistencies, but I would have to say that that would make for one hell of a mystifying puddle of puke.

 

[casavant]

www.peta.com

 

[distanced]

crap, that site is jacked.
go watch the kfc chicken video
I still like chicken though

oO(and crickets)

 

[distanced]

no one found my sat night exciting???

 

[casavant]

no one found my sat night exciting???

I thought it sounded pretty funny.

I'm going to check out that KFC thing now. I've never really looked at that site.

 

[KnoXville]

You may find it interesting to note that your average garden cricket of the orthoptera phylum, commonly contains parasitic spore embroes because they are a-sexually active for a certain portion of the year. Once ingested these spores (a couple microns long) bypass the digrestive acids with ease and most often find there ways into the blood streams of there consumers. At this point over the coarse of months they use there pincer like teeth to bore though the anal cavities and urethral openings of there victims and plant more eggs to survive the species.

Just thought you should be aware of this, sweet dreams pumpkin.

 

[Puddles]

I wouldn't eat live crickets unless it was for survival. Glad you had fun!

Knoxville...are you serious?

 

[KnoXville]

Knoxville...are you serious?

Always, I never kid around.

Rectal Cricket Spores are nothing to joke about.

They are a very serious issue.

 

[Puddles]

I've taken xanax and hopefully the thoughts of Rectal Cricket Spores will go away soon.

 

[KnoXville]

I've taken xanax and hopefully the thoughts of Rectal Cricket Spores will go away soon.

I pray that they do my good Puddles. In fact, you will be interested to know that the primary cause of all premature adult deaths (aside from Rectal Cricket Spores infection) are Rectal Cricket Spore induced night terrors. The mere thought of these creatures tearing though ones anal cavity causes chronic organ liquification and diarrhea. So essentially, in proper medical terminology; one craps there guts out.

 

[Puddles]

LOL "Rectal Cricket Spore induced night terrors" OK...now I can sleep better. Thank you for clearing this up. I'll bring the box of immodium into bed with me...just in case I eat some crickets when I'm sleepwalking...although I usually prefer green tree frogs.

 

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sucks to be me

 

[KnoXville]

sucks to be me

Don’t worry my friend, there are support group chapters for this kind of thing, you are not alone.

 

[distanced]

the next night I was so seeing things while I was laying in bed. It was kind of cool.

I think I'll have to try crickets again this weekend and see if I start seeing things again. If it works I'm going to sell them in capsules as a trippy new club pill! I'll keep you updated

 

[KnoXville]

Hallucinogenic crickets sound interesting. Like the frogs people lick and get high. I ate a lot of aphids when I can younger, no such effect.