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I am such an asshole (Funny happenings)

Scotsman

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So I am out at the bar with my bro and some friends last night. One of the guys was being a little surly. Now he's about 5'7" and a buck forty. He keeps joking around and attacking my bro and I, and we're all laughing pretty hard. After a while of this and him trying to get me in a choke hold, I reverse the move and get him in the sleeper. The whole time my bro keeps saying "Do not choke him out" well I guess I had it locked in tighter than I thought because he goes out. I drop him like a sack of potatoes on the bar floor and wait for the resurrection to occur. Felt kind of bad about it for maybe 30 or so seconds then just started laughing. The best part is a little earlier on of the other guys goes "So who's gonna have to choke him out" I replied "It's a free for all but who ever does it gets five bucks from each of the other guys" So right after I choke him out here come the fives.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
So I am out at the bar with my bro and some friends last night. One of the guys was being a little surly. Now he's about 5'7" and a buck forty. He keeps joking around and attacking my bro and I, and we're all laughing pretty hard. After a while of this and him trying to get me in a choke hold, I reverse the move and get him in the sleeper. The whole time my bro keeps saying "Do not choke him out" well I guess I had it locked in tighter than I thought because he goes out. I drop him like a sack of potatoes on the bar floor and wait for the resurrection to occur. Felt kind of bad about it for maybe 30 or so seconds then just started laughing. The best part is a little earlier on of the other guys goes "So who's gonna have to choke him out" I replied "It's a free for all but who ever does it gets five bucks from each of the other guys" So right after I choke him out here come the fives.
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Damn....with friends like that............

I don't play around like that, if someone tries to choke me out, they lose an eye or get their throat torn out....



DIV

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Scotsman said:
So I am out at the bar with my bro and some friends last night. One of the guys was being a little surly. Now he's about 5'7" and a buck forty. He keeps joking around and attacking my bro and I, and we're all laughing pretty hard. After a while of this and him trying to get me in a choke hold, I reverse the move and get him in the sleeper. The whole time my bro keeps saying "Do not choke him out" well I guess I had it locked in tighter than I thought because he goes out. I drop him like a sack of potatoes on the bar floor and wait for the resurrection to occur. Felt kind of bad about it for maybe 30 or so seconds then just started laughing. The best part is a little earlier on of the other guys goes "So who's gonna have to choke him out" I replied "It's a free for all but who ever does it gets five bucks from each of the other guys" So right after I choke him out here come the fives.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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oh... wow... remind me not to go out drinking with you! lol
 
DIVISION said:
Damn....with friends like that............

I don't play around like that, if someone tries to choke me out, they lose an eye or get their throat torn out....



DIV

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The funny part is I wasn't even trying to choke him. Just trying to hold him off of me for a bit, shocked the hell out of me when he went out.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
The funny part is I wasn't even trying to choke him. Just trying to hold him off of me for a bit, shocked the hell out of me when he went out.
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I'm sure he was happy about it.... :rolleyes:



DIV

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Sugarplum said:
oh... wow... remind me not to go out drinking with you! lol
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There is a whole range of things I would rather do with/to you that don't involve choking. :heart:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
awittyusername said:
Whatever happened to guys going out and picking up girls??????????????
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I know, right?

This sounds like borderline "FightClub" material....




DIV

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awittyusername said:
Whatever happened to guys going out and picking up girls??????????????
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Funny thing that most girls don't want to talk to a 300lb tattooed guy with long hair and a grizzly adams beard.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Funny thing that most girls don't want to talk to a 300lb tattooed guy with long hair and a grizzly adams beard.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
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:lmao: I gotta K you for that.
I know about that.
 
Scotsman said:
Funny thing that most girls don't want to talk to a 300lb tattooed guy with long hair and a grizzly adams beard.
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You scare 'em! :worried:

Why don't you have a wingman to help you?




DIV

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awittyusername said:
Whatever happened to guys going out and picking up girls??????????????
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Just leaves more for the rest of us bor ;)
 
DIVISION said:
You scare 'em! :worried:

Why don't you have a wingman to help you?




DIV

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Let's see who to choose from, my bro who is bigger than I am, the drunk little guy attacking everyone in reach, or the drunken off duty doormen?

Makes for a hard choice. Maybe I need new friends, or then again since I don't care about picking up chicks.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Funny thing that most girls don't want to talk to a 300lb tattooed guy with long hair and a grizzly adams beard.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
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I don't know. I know alot of girls who like big manly men. You also seem like cool guy. Next, time you might have a girl jumping on your back instead of a guy.
 
Scotsman said:
Let's see who to choose from, my bro who is bigger than I am, the drunk little guy attacking everyone in reach, or the drunken off duty doormen?

Makes for a hard choice. Maybe I need new friends, or then again since I don't care about picking up chicks.
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That's gotta be a comical sight........that lil' guy attacking everyone like a pug, and the only way to make him stop is to choke him out.....

I'd hook you up with a goth chick, so long as you could hold the conversation.



DIV

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awittyusername said:
I don't know. I know alot of girls who like big manly men. You also seem like cool guy. Next, time you might have a girl jumping on your back instead of a guy.
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Is that the excuse they give you when they blow you off :lmao:
 
DIVISION said:
That's gotta be a comical sight........that lil' guy attacking everyone like a pug, and the only way to make him stop is to choke him out.....

I'd hook you up with a goth chick, so long as you could hold the conversation.



DIV

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Oh yeah it was hella funny.

I like goth chicks, so if we ever hang out it's on.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
last time i put a guy to sleep like that he fucking soiled hisself, and he was a buddy of mine and i had to drive his wretched ass stench home.
 
I like it. ;)
 
Scotsman

You had me at "I am such an asshole"

;)
 
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