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Bobber
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Last night I had what had to be the most casual sex anyone has ever had one the face of this earth. The night starts out at about 9:30 when my next door neighbor comes over and asks if I would like to go over and have a beer and if he could borrow my dog for a bit. So I say yes and he takes my dog while I get ready to go out for the night. I go over and there are a few people there and this one pretty good looking blond chick who is just absolutely in love with my pup. She was getting drunk and acting like the typical freshman so I busted her chops for a few minutes and took off since I had other plans.
My friends and I go to the bars and I get pretty damn shitfaced as usuall and we go back to one of their houses. By this time I am hammered and hungru as fuck so I deicde to go home, eat, and go to bed by myself.
I get back to my place and the blond chick is standing outside pouting and looking all sad so I asked her what the problem was and she tells me her and my neighbor got into a fight and he wont give her her shit so she can go home and she didn't want to go back in there. I invited her inside and she came in and laid down on my couch while I grubbed the fuck down, every now and then throwing in a "oh really" just so it seemed like I wasn't being a prick. After I finished grubbing which was like 5 minutes after we got in, I was tired and she was takling my ear off so I told her she could have my bed and I would take the couch. I went over to the couch where she was laying and she asked me to carry her to the bed so being the gentleman that I am I did and layed her down on my bed. As I turned to walk out the door she popped up and started stripping down but was having trouble with her bra so I helped her take it off. When she asked me to help her with her bra I was like what the fuck??? I am not even trying to get you naked and you are already down to nothing but your see through g-string??? So I take her bra off and she grabs me and we start mugging down. I ran my fingers over her panties and they were nice and wet so I hopped on top of her and got to work.
So with in 10 minutes of barely even listening to this girl that I was ragging on earlier.... we are fucking. The bad part was I got off cycle about 3 weeks ago and still havent started my clomid so my dick was a semi at best for a good 30 minutes off fucking. After 30 minutes I said hold on and went to my goody drawer and popped 2 Cialis which I am paying for dearly still right now. This damn perma-boner seems like it will never go away.
I get her off and seeings how I am hammered shit I could not get off and this seemed to piss her off for some reason. I tried to stop like 5 times through out the ordeal but she would not leave me alone. She kept telling she would not stop until I came and was doing and saying some nasty nasty shit. Finally at about 5 in the morning I got my nut and passed the fuck out.
A funny thing that happened while we were fucking was in the middle of it all while she is riding me she looks down and asks "what was your name again?" LOL. I feel so dirty.
This morning she wakes up and comes in the living room where I am laying on the couch since her and my dog decided to take the whole fucking bed and tells me how she thought I was hot when she first met me and how she would like to hang out again. She gave me her # and left. Needless to say that hoe will not be getting a call from me EVER.
I go home thinking I will just have to jack off and go to bed and end up having some of the best sex I have ever had with a girl that I had known for a collective 15 minutes. I so hope i did not contract anything from that bitch or I will hunt her down like a fucking pig.
My friends and I go to the bars and I get pretty damn shitfaced as usuall and we go back to one of their houses. By this time I am hammered and hungru as fuck so I deicde to go home, eat, and go to bed by myself.
I get back to my place and the blond chick is standing outside pouting and looking all sad so I asked her what the problem was and she tells me her and my neighbor got into a fight and he wont give her her shit so she can go home and she didn't want to go back in there. I invited her inside and she came in and laid down on my couch while I grubbed the fuck down, every now and then throwing in a "oh really" just so it seemed like I wasn't being a prick. After I finished grubbing which was like 5 minutes after we got in, I was tired and she was takling my ear off so I told her she could have my bed and I would take the couch. I went over to the couch where she was laying and she asked me to carry her to the bed so being the gentleman that I am I did and layed her down on my bed. As I turned to walk out the door she popped up and started stripping down but was having trouble with her bra so I helped her take it off. When she asked me to help her with her bra I was like what the fuck??? I am not even trying to get you naked and you are already down to nothing but your see through g-string??? So I take her bra off and she grabs me and we start mugging down. I ran my fingers over her panties and they were nice and wet so I hopped on top of her and got to work.
So with in 10 minutes of barely even listening to this girl that I was ragging on earlier.... we are fucking. The bad part was I got off cycle about 3 weeks ago and still havent started my clomid so my dick was a semi at best for a good 30 minutes off fucking. After 30 minutes I said hold on and went to my goody drawer and popped 2 Cialis which I am paying for dearly still right now. This damn perma-boner seems like it will never go away.
I get her off and seeings how I am hammered shit I could not get off and this seemed to piss her off for some reason. I tried to stop like 5 times through out the ordeal but she would not leave me alone. She kept telling she would not stop until I came and was doing and saying some nasty nasty shit. Finally at about 5 in the morning I got my nut and passed the fuck out.
A funny thing that happened while we were fucking was in the middle of it all while she is riding me she looks down and asks "what was your name again?" LOL. I feel so dirty.
This morning she wakes up and comes in the living room where I am laying on the couch since her and my dog decided to take the whole fucking bed and tells me how she thought I was hot when she first met me and how she would like to hang out again. She gave me her # and left. Needless to say that hoe will not be getting a call from me EVER.
I go home thinking I will just have to jack off and go to bed and end up having some of the best sex I have ever had with a girl that I had known for a collective 15 minutes. I so hope i did not contract anything from that bitch or I will hunt her down like a fucking pig.
