I am such a klutz!

[2Shy]

Really. I have about 20 permanent bruises that just migrate around my body (I never know how I got them). I've been known to walk into walls, hit myself in the head with dumbbells, throw my back out by putting on a pair of pants ....

Anyway, so tonight I'm sorting through some stuff in the kitchen (wood floors) that's down low. I've been working on squat flexibility, so I put myself into a nice, wide-stance squat and finished my sorting.

Ah hah! Says I. I'm in a squat, so I will rise like I should in a squat--head first, knees out, heels digging in and .....





??????????????????????BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep. I was wearing socks.

Trust me when I say that a 43 YO woman is not intended to do splits.

 

[WarriorPL]

if your boyfriend beats you... its okay, tell us... we'll kick his butt!

 

[2Shy]

I'm stronger than my hubby. He's scared of me!

I have a high threshold of pain--that's why I never remember bumping into things and hurting myself. I shattered every bone in my left wrist once and convinced myself it was only a strain until it swelled up like a balloon and turned intersting shades of purple and black.

 

[HANSEL]

if your boyfriend beats you... its okay, tell us... we'll kick his butt!

LOL!

Yea, wjhat about the time you "fell down the stairs" and the time you "fell off you bike"?

IS the groin intact?

 

[tiger88]

dont come over and get drunk and jump off the roof on the trampoleen into the piool and miss

 

[2Shy]

Look, I can explain those things. Everyone walks into doorknobs and gets black eyes occasionally.

Everything seems to be in the right place except my left hip joint has a little owie.

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[tiger88]

L :bawl:

hey you icon typo failed


i like the twirl one


check it out

 

[2Shy]

Dadnabbit! You found my typo before I changed it! Why the heck do you need an "ing" on the darn thing anyway?

Yep, I like the twirly face. That's the way I feel most days.

 

[Cuthbert]

since i started strongman... i have a score of new bruises every week.

you learn to love them

 

[Lumberg]

funn, that;s the kind of thing i would do!

I woudl be kinda proud of it in a way, and I am proud of you!

 

[Smurfy]

2Shy dont feel bad. i have even posted about my clumsiness. this one time a pebble in a parking lot totally owned me....

 

[2Shy]

I don't feel bad--just sore. I'm so used to being a klutz I have to laugh at it. I even had time to think "Oh, shit! This is gonna hurt! What was I thinking?" while my legs were sliding in opposite directions.

 

[Lumberg]

2Shy dont feel bad. i have even posted about my clumsiness. this one time a pebble in a parking lot totally owned me....

that's too funny.

as a skateboarder pebble stoppers are the bane of my existence.

I can't count how many times I have been owned by pebbles!

 

[Smurfy]

yes pebbles = bastards

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

watch those socks