Well, if all he said what "that is all" then I can definitely say that you probably aren't good in bed. I think that this posting should of been on the 3 words that you don't want to hear while in bed.
Cry me a river will ya? Then take the salt out and put it in bottled water, but don't forget to sterilize it. After all the arduous process, please give it to me so I can drink it.
How bouts I tinkle in those bottles of water for you? I think that since urine is sterile it should be okay for you to drink. I don't know about the taste, but it sure is colorful some days. That's a color you won't find in your crayon box.
Ditto, ditto, ditto.
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You are doing a tremendous job of cancelling yourself out of any sexuall encounters for the rest of your life. I don't even think a paid prostitute could enjoy the likes of your lack of skill.