I am now freakishly accurate throwing a sledge hammer

[Big Johnson]

Darts? Fuck darts. Try knocking down 4 X 4s at 20 yards and then come talk to me about darts. This is too much fun, and it keeps the dykes next door from poking their fugly heads over my fence, too.

I just went ten for ten from 20 yards. Fuck yes. I need a moving target, now.



YES!

I'm going to get all my camos on and put a six'r of MGD out on my front lawn. I'll hide in the bushes and wait for one of the dykes to take the bait, leap out and scream "THIEF" to induce her/it to break into a run, then...

*swish...whoo...whoo...whoo...whoo...*

*THUD*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYHAHAHAAHAH!!!

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

DEAD DYKE DEAD DYKE!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Burning_Inside]

The legacy continues

 

[Big Johnson]

haha... it sounds like these dykes want your dick or somethin

DT, you live in San Fran so I KNOW you know the type of dykes I'm talking about. Fuck, they even go topless in public sometimes. What, in God's name, is with these...things?

 

[casavant]

LOL. You'll be like that old Indian from "The Last Of The Mohicans".

 

[Big Johnson]

There can be only one...