I am going to put something sticky on my face tonite.

[HamsterHider]

Guess what it is?

 

[Jimsbbc]

a moist vagina?

 

[HamsterHider]

Keep guessing guys. It is something dirty

 

[Slice of Peach2]

poo?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

someone elses semen?

no no no, it's poo...right? The question is whose poo.

 

[HamsterHider]

Keep guessing it is really dirty I will need to wash it off with warm water and soap or it will be real sticky in the morning.

 

[HamsterHider]

Satanic Goatslayer any ideas?

 

[HamsterHider]

Captain Fuckhead it is a clay mask, the same clay that cleopatra used well at least from the same source.
I am going to be a king tonite.woooha

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Quick dry cement would be more appropriate. That or a plastic bag.

 

[HamsterHider]

Bitches I would whoop all yours asses. But a man of my stature will leave you for satanic goatslayer. yes satanic goatslayer help me here. I believe hades is full of clay

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Mud masks for a guy are a little "questionable" or, at least, telling people that you're going to get one is.

Whatever floats your dead body though. Personally, I keep my skin in tip-top condition with pancreatic amylase mixed with blood. Works wonders.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Captain Fuckhead it is a clay mask, the same clay that cleopatra used well at least from the same source.
I am going to be a king tonite.woooha

Oh, darn, my next guess was going to be cookie and cream ice cream.