I am going to Key West

[Bull69]

I just earned 320k for my company so my boss is sending me on a week vacation to Key West.

 

[AAP]

A FUCKING WEEK??? Your boss must hate you. By the second day, you will be hanging around Duval street just to read the writing on Tshirts for sale, hoping for something new. You will be bored shitless.... Hahahahahaahaha!!!

Some tips:

Cruise the guest houses like hell looking for action - or you won't have anything to do otherwise.

The hot tub area at the Brass Key Guesthouse gets rowdy after 10pm.

Don't expect a great beach. I know it is an island and there should be plenty of beaches. Yeah right. Fort Zachary Taylor is your best bet, the public beach is the Homeless Hilton.

Be prepared to see plenty of cats and homeless people. They can't get off the island.

Don't miss the sunset at Mallory Square before beginning your evening of doing the Duval Crawl.

Sucker punch that old dude down at The Southern Most Point marker for dropping my camera a couple of years ago. You will know him, he is dressed like some 40's Persian Warrior.

Check out the novelty shops where they have butt plugs the size of lava lamps. Ask for a demostration.

Try to get up to Ft. Lauderdale and enjoy a better gay scene and beach.

 

[KINGKONG69]

gO TO THE HALF SHELL, THEY MAKE SOME GREAT FOOD, AND I LOVE THE ATMOSPHERE.

 

[Bull69]

A FUCKING WEEK??? Your boss must hate you. By the second day, you will be hanging around Duval street just to read the writing on Tshirts for sale, hoping for something new. You will be bored shitless.... Hahahahahaahaha!!!

Some tips:

Cruise the guest houses like hell looking for action - or you won't have anything to do otherwise.

The hot tub area at the Brass Key Guesthouse gets rowdy after 10pm.

Don't expect a great beach. I know it is an island and there should be plenty of beaches. Yeah right. Fort Zachary Taylor is your best bet, the public beach is the Homeless Hilton.

Be prepared to see plenty of cats and homeless people. They can't get off the island.

Don't miss the sunset at Mallory Square before beginning your evening of doing the Duval Crawl.

Sucker punch that old dude down at The Southern Most Point marker for dropping my camera a couple of years ago. You will know him, he is dressed like some 40's Persian Warrior.

Check out the novelty shops where they have butt plugs the size of lava lamps. Ask for a demostration.

Try to get up to Ft. Lauderdale and enjoy a better gay scene and beach.

I am sure I can go to Miami or San Diego if I want. I had never been to the keys, but if it is boring, it would not be for me. I need men, parties, and very little clothing.

 

[AAP]

Trust me. Talk to people who have been there.

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

Go to South Beach instead!!! I don't live there anymore but I dream of coming back.

 

[Sassy69]

Yea - start in South Beach and take a couple days to do the run to Key West. It'll be after Fantasy Fest (this weekend) so it might be kinda slow during the week. Otherwise just stay long enough to check it out. Then hit Level, etc in So Be on the weekend. If you get into one of the little art deco hotels, you can probably get the concierge to take care of getting you into whatever clubs you want. Krobar is good (crobar?) Anyone know if Shadow Lounge is still kickin? God its been so long since I've been down there.....