I am going to be Santa!

[The Bigdawg]

Some friends have a party for their kids and they don't think their usual Santa will be able to make so I said I would do it.

Should be a blast and I get to have hair for a day!!

 

[HumorMe]

lol....See! KK paid off.

 

[The Bigdawg]

lol....See! KK paid off.

Who knew eh!!

 

[HumorMe]

Good luck. I did it several years in a row as a favor. Lots of kids and they are so special and so innocent and they would just hug you to do death.

What more could you ask for?

Kids are wonderful.

 

[The Bigdawg]

Good luck. I did it several years in a row as a favor. Lots of kids and they are so special and so innocent and they would just hug you to do death.

What more could you ask for?

Kids are wonderful.

Thanks, I am hoping the guy can't show as I am looking forward to making the kids happy, knowing my luck they will ask me shit I don't know LOL.

 

[HumorMe]

Thanks, I am hoping the guy can't show as I am looking forward to making the kids happy, knowing my luck they will ask me shit I don't know LOL.

lol....ad lib time

 

[The Bigdawg]

lol....ad lib time

yea as long as I don't promise them something the parents can't bring lol.

 

[HumorMe]

yea as long as I don't promise them something the parents can't bring lol.

lol...promise them the world man....lol

The funny ones are the ones that have a list written down on paper. They are the ones that have it all figured out.

I remember one kid had a list that you like a manuscript from yet to be filmed movie. I was thinking to myself...wtf! The little guy sure held up the line that year.

 

[EnderJE]

Ask them what color Mommy's panties are. That will change their perspective on Santa.


SANTA...Kindly old elf or CIA spook?

 

[The Bigdawg]

Ask them what color Mommy's panties are. That will change their perspective on Santa.


SANTA...Kindly old elf or CIA spook?

See its posts like this that make my wife(ex) think you are all a bunch of degenerate pigs.

 

[EnderJE]

See its posts like this that make my wife(ex) think you are all a bunch of degenerate pigs.

BUT, I GOT A CARE BEAR IN MY SIG!

Doesn't that make it better?

BTW, my kid wants yours. Have her ready in about 16 years.

 

[The Bigdawg]

BUT, I GOT A CARE BEAR IN MY SIG!

Doesn't that make it better?

BTW, my kid wants yours. Have her ready in about 16 years.

She is probably hitting the print button right now on your post to use in court to say I am a bad man for being here with sickos!!

 

[EnderJE]

Dearest BD,
I do apologize for my actions and never meant anything by my whimsical posts. It was all in jest.

<psst...16 years>

 

[The Bigdawg]

Dearest BD,
I do apologize for my actions and never meant anything by my whimsical posts. It was all in jest.

<psst...16 years>

You do realize after you help find me a J O B that I will have to kick your ass LOL.

 

[The Bigdawg]

Dearest BD,
I do apologize for my actions and never meant anything by my whimsical posts. It was all in jest.

<psst...16 years>

Ya know the cop was probably refering to you when he made the bad taste comment about Elite LOL.

 

[HumorMe]

She is probably hitting the print button right now on your post to use in court to say I am a bad man for being here with sickos!!

 

[bluepeter]

lol, yeah. I can see where the degenerate comments would come from with the assbaskets on this site.

 

[The Bigdawg]

 

[The Bigdawg]

lol, yeah. I can see where the degenerate comments would come from with the assbaskets on this site.

no shit eh LOL.

Well this place is for entertainment and no one will tell me I can or cannot come here to entertain and be entertained.

I almost laughed when the cop told me I have broken no laws. No shit dude!

 

[EnderJE]

I guess we should have a disclaimer to all that read here.

"It's all in jest! A fucking joke. Relax."

 

[bluepeter]

no shit eh LOL.

Well this place is for entertainment and no one will tell me I can or cannot come here to entertain and be entertained.

I almost laughed when the cop told me I have broken no laws. No shit dude!

lmao

What a tool. I seriously think cops watch TV to learn how to act and use techniques and shit. I remember when I got busted for some shit years ago, they put me in this little room with two chairs and a table and started grilling me. First thing they busted out was 'your buddy says you stole it'. I busted out laughing and asked him if he got that from NYPD Blue.

 

[The Bigdawg]

I guess we should have a disclaimer to all that read here.

"It's all in jest! A fucking joke. Relax."

Isn't that implied when you post on a C & C board? Its the internet for christ sake!

 

[EnderJE]

lmao

What a tool. I seriously think cops watch TV to learn how to act and use techniques and shit. I remember when I got busted for some shit years ago, they put me in this little room with two chairs and a table and started grilling me. First thing they busted out was 'your buddy says you stole it'. I busted out laughing and asked him if he got that from NYPD Blue.

Tape the soundtrack the Law And Order and play it back to them when they are interviewing you.

 

[The Bigdawg]

lmao

What a tool. I seriously think cops watch TV to learn how to act and use techniques and shit. I remember when I got busted for some shit years ago, they put me in this little room with two chairs and a table and started grilling me. First thing they busted out was 'your buddy says you stole it'. I busted out laughing and asked him if he got that from NYPD Blue.

 

[The Bigdawg]

lmao

What a tool. I seriously think cops watch TV to learn how to act and use techniques and shit. I remember when I got busted for some shit years ago, they put me in this little room with two chairs and a table and started grilling me. First thing they busted out was 'your buddy says you stole it'. I busted out laughing and asked him if he got that from NYPD Blue.

How long did it take for the good cop to come in the room and say "hey take it easy on him" to his partner lol.

 

[EnderJE]

How long did it take for the good cop to come in the room and say "hey take it easy on him" to his partner lol.

Or show his ass?

 

[bluepeter]

How long did it take for the good cop to come in the room and say "hey take it easy on him" to his partner lol.

lol, they didn't even bother. Once I nailed him with the NYPD line, he just kind of laughed and proceeded to formally charge me.