I am drunk

[biteme]

I'm drinking a light beer at my computer and I rarely drink. I think I'm drunk.

 

[biteme]

I'm losing my inhibitions. I suddenly feel the urge to jump in the shower, go out and try to get a late night fuck. Why can't I be this bold normally?

 

[biteme]

Hey Knight, is your wife available?

 

[big_bad_buff]

I'm losing my inhibitions. I suddenly feel the urge to jump in the shower, go out and try to get a late night fuck. Why can't I be this bold normally?

i found it in these boldly drunken situations, to be more productive to jump off roofs, punch holes in walls, and threaten close friends lives, than it is to try to go out and chase women.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

one drink,man your a cheap date.

 

[biteme]

Now I know why my grandfather that I never met liked to drink. My mother said that our personalities are similar. I'm very self conscious, but if i get a few drinks in me, it's a night and day difference. I'll go up to any woman and talk to her.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I'm somewhat the same man.There is no way in hades you'll get me on the dance floor sober.Two drinks,and it's on.

 

[Fonz]

Now I know why my grandfather that I never met liked to drink. My mother said that our personalities are similar. I'm very self conscious, but if i get a few drinks in me, it's a night and day difference. I'll go up to any woman and talk to her.

LOL

I did that once for a speech when I was 20.

Damn did time fly by..........

Fonz