I am a dumbass

[Dial_tone]

I'm sure most of you already knew that but here's further proof. I put some protein and water in my lil shaker thingy and shake it up while i'm sitting at my desk. I get distracted by yet another PM from superqt professing her undying lust for my wrinkly old man booty. I start shaking the shaker vigorously again, oblivious to the fact that i've already opened the damn top......vanilla shake all over me. I look like one of those japanese bukkake chicks.

 

[DIVISION]

I'm sure most of you already knew that but here's further proof. I put some protein and water in my lil shaker thingy and shake it up while i'm sitting at my desk. I get distracted by yet another PM from superqt professing her undying lust for my wrinkly old man booty. I start shaking the shaker vigorously again, oblivious to the fact that i've already opened the damn top......vanilla shake all over me. I look like one of those japanese bukkake chicks.

Don't feel bad, holmes..

I've got this down to an artform. I pour in a lil' bit of milk, then press "low" and HOPE that milk doesn't splash all up through the top......before I add in protein and fruit smoothie.

Sometimes I get lucky, other times I end up bukkake.....



DIV

 

[Gambino]

it serves you right for e-flirting

 

[DIVISION]

it serves you right for e-flirting

FUCK U NUGGA!





DIV

 

[d3track]

ewwwwww

 

[starfish]

I want fajitas

 

[HumorMe]

I'm sure most of you already knew that but here's further proof. I put some protein and water in my lil shaker thingy and shake it up while i'm sitting at my desk. I get distracted by yet another PM from superqt professing her undying lust for my wrinkly old man booty. I start shaking the shaker vigorously again, oblivious to the fact that i've already opened the damn top......vanilla shake all over me. I look like one of those japanese bukkake chicks.

I think we have all done that.

 

[fergie]

I bought the coolest thing the other day, its a lid and a mixer all in one and it works great. The only problem is I cant mix my bannanas with it grrrrrrrr

 

[Dial_tone]

I have melted all 4 of my grater things in the dishwasher....need more shakers.

 

[d3track]

i need more too
the tops of mine have started cracking
were's the place to get em now?

 

[-SD-]

I like chalupas.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I drank another guys drink last October.







ok....I've done worse than that

 

[Fajitas]

I want fajitas

ok

 

[Lestat]

I'm sure most of you already knew that but here's further proof. I put some protein and water in my lil shaker thingy and shake it up while i'm sitting at my desk. I get distracted by yet another PM from superqt professing her undying lust for my wrinkly old man booty. I start shaking the shaker vigorously again, oblivious to the fact that i've already opened the damn top......vanilla shake all over me. I look like one of those japanese bukkake chicks.

Oh fuck man, I have heard of that happening.. I never use a shaker for that reason. You can only use it for so long before that is GUARENTEED to happen to everyone.

 

[DIVISION]

I like chalupas.

Fish Tacos......




DIV

 

[Scotsman]

I'm sure most of you already knew that but here's further proof. I put some protein and water in my lil shaker thingy and shake it up while i'm sitting at my desk. I get distracted by yet another PM from superqt professing her undying lust for my wrinkly old man booty. I start shaking the shaker vigorously again, oblivious to the fact that i've already opened the damn top......vanilla shake all over me. I look like one of those japanese bukkake chicks.

LOL nice work sir.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I'm sure most of you already knew that but here's further proof. I put some protein and water in my lil shaker thingy and shake it up while i'm sitting at my desk. I get distracted by yet another PM from superqt professing her undying lust for my wrinkly old man booty. I start shaking the shaker vigorously again, oblivious to the fact that i've already opened the damn top......vanilla shake all over me. I look like one of those japanese bukkake chicks.

serves you right

 

[artrius]

Fish Tacos......




DIV

fish tacos?? that's new to me... sounds like some japanese people got together with some hispanic people and opened a restaurant... viola, Pablo Akira's: Sushi, tacos, white rice and mashed beans...

 

[Scotsman]

I have melted all 4 of my grater things in the dishwasher....need more shakers.

1 top melted=understandable
2tops melted=mistake
3tops melted=you are a slow learner
4tops melted=your IQ is lower than Tuc's

Try hand washing my man saves the screens, besides who's gonna notice some more wrinklyness to you.

Cheers,
Scotsman