I always wanted to bang Smurfette.

[NjSwunkBee]

Now you can live the dream as a Smurf Banging your very own Smurfette:

 

[wootoom]

lol

 

[Lestat]

I always wanted to bang smurfy

but she got married

 

[bb079]

been a dream of mine since i was 6.

 

[Dunk]

whats creamy and blue.


























Smurf cum tee hee hee hee hee

 

[EnderJE]

lol...3 apples high, eh?

 

[swole]

holy shit i want one of those

 

[EnderJE]

holy shit i want one of those

gf too much effort? hooker too expensive?

 

[swole]

gf too much effort? hooker too expensive?

If I had a girlfriend, it wouldn't be about the effort. It's different. If I had a girlfriend, it would be about enjoying her company. It would be about spending time with her...and enjoying the things we do together (chill, shop, work on cars, sports, lift). Sex, while important and vital to our relationship, would be a bonus on top of what we already share.

And no, I don't use hookers...nor do I pay for sex.

 

[trailseeker]

it's like a punani-cone!

very portable and practical. and blue.

 

[UA_Iron]

If I had a girlfriend, it wouldn't be about the effort. It's different. If I had a girlfriend, it would be about enjoying her company. It would be about spending time with her...and enjoying the things we do together (chill, shop, work on cars, sports, lift). Sex, while important and vital to our relationship, would be a bonus on top of what we already share.

And no, I don't use hookers...nor do I pay for sex.

thats straight virgin talk

And I want one of those fleshlights, I hear the clean up is a bitch though.

 

[swole]

thats straight virgin talk

And I want one of those fleshlights, I hear the clean up is a bitch though.

oh comon bro, i'm not a virgin

but seriously i was wondering the exact same thing, if u blow your load into it, can you clean it or do you have to pull out?

 

[UA_Iron]

oh comon bro, i'm not a virgin

but seriously i was wondering the exact same thing, if u blow your load into it, can you clean it or do you have to pull out?

just fuckin with you dude

I guess you could let it get all crusty and stuff, but I read on a message board that they get a funky smell. Rubbing alcohol will clean it nicely supposedly.

 

[swole]

just fuckin with you dude

I guess you could let it get all crusty and stuff, but I read on a message board that they get a funky smell. Rubbing alcohol will clean it nicely supposedly.

Exactly, I would think the splooge would smell after a few loads. But if I had something that felt exactly like a pussy, there's no way I'm pulling out. They need to make it easier to clean.

Imagine getting caught with one of those? not only did you get caught beating it, you just got caught fucking a flashlight, LMAO

 

[Saintinistic]

you guys crack me up, if you knew your smurfs, you would know that Gargamel kidnapped a nobody smurf and used a spell to change him into a her, to lure the boys with.

It worked, they tried to rescue her, were successful and they lived happily ever after.

Your girlfriend is a shemale.

what a hoot.

 

[pintoca]

Exactly, I would think the splooge would smell after a few loads. But if I had something that felt exactly like a pussy, there's no way I'm pulling out. They need to make it easier to clean.

Imagine getting caught with one of those? not only did you get caught beating it, you just got caught fucking a flashlight, LMAO

it should be open ended

 

[Destroyer1986*]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/smurf.htm

 

[stilleto]

Exactly, I would think the splooge would smell after a few loads. But if I had something that felt exactly like a pussy, there's no way I'm pulling out. They need to make it easier to clean.

Imagine getting caught with one of those? not only did you get caught beating it, you just got caught fucking a flashlight, LMAO

can you take the pussy out and use it as a travel mug?

 

[blut wump]

Do you wear your caps in bed?
No we take the pill instead.

 

[*MissFit*]

I don't wanna know how u felt about mr. dress up

 

[Tytan]

Ohhh I do love me some blondes, and Smurfette is a blonde...I`d hit it..

 

[SoKlueles]

If I had a girlfriend, it wouldn't be about the effort. It's different. If I had a girlfriend, it would be about enjoying her company. It would be about spending time with her...and enjoying the things we do together (chill, shop, work on cars, sports, lift). Sex, while important and vital to our relationship, would be a bonus on top of what we already share.

And no, I don't use hookers...nor do I pay for sex.

best reply of the month

 

[stilleto]

If I had a girlfriend, it wouldn't be about the effort. It's different. If I had a girlfriend, it would be about enjoying her company. It would be about spending time with her...and enjoying the things we do together (chill, shop, work on cars, sports, lift). Sex, while important and vital to our relationship, would be a bonus on top of what we already share.

And no, I don't use hookers...nor do I pay for sex.

you're pretty smart for a teenager.